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Topic: Photo On The Nightstand
Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Tue 10/20/09 08:40 AM
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, "nibbling away at his ear." "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Tue 10/20/09 08:41 AM
LMAO

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Tue 10/20/09 08:45 AM


Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Tue 10/20/09 08:48 AM


35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 10/20/09 08:49 AM
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, "nibbling away at his ear." "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery." SHOULDNT WORRY HES ALL WOMAN NOW.......LOL

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 10/20/09 08:54 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 10/20/09 08:57 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too IS IT THE ONE AFTER HER OPERATION???????LOL

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Tue 10/20/09 08:58 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too Awww...thanks, Fran.

Winx Joined Fri 08/31/07 Posts: 39051	Tue 10/20/09 08:58 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too IS IT THE ONE AFTER HER OPERATION???????LOL That was supposed to be a secret.

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Tue 10/20/09 08:58 AM


35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 10/20/09 11:08 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too THATS PART OF THE STORY...........

franshade Joined Tue 07/24/07 Posts: 24704	Tue 10/20/09 11:10 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too THATS PART OF THE STORY........... no it's not thread killer

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 10/20/09 11:13 AM
good one Winx, great new pic too THATS PART OF THE STORY........... no it's not thread killer SORRY IM JUST JOKING AROUND........LOL

motophotodude Joined Sun 09/27/09 Posts: 35	Tue 10/20/09 02:29 PM
lol

Anastasia66 Joined Thu 03/12/09 Posts: 31	Tue 10/20/09 02:30 PM


MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 10/20/09 04:44 PM
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, "nibbling away at his ear." "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Tue 10/27/09 11:27 AM
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, "nibbling away at his ear." "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery." NI ITS A PICTURE OF LILITH401

crazysexycool30 Joined Wed 05/20/09 Posts: 695	Thu 10/29/09 01:17 PM
lmfao i always loved this joke