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| Topic: Why Trick or Treating is better than sex. | |
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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 10/20/09 02:35 AM
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10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes, then go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's ok when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else. Because you ARE! 5. Twenty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't lioke what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. 1. You can do the WHOLE neighbourhood.  
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That's just wrong, but funny as hell.
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lol, idk about you, but i enjoy sex more the trick or treating. lol
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:lol:
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