Here we are already discussing the future President of the United
States in the Year 2008.

Well, I have my own candidate; and I'm sure that once you know who I'm
voting for, you will also agree.

For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the
best solution:

It is probably time we have a woman as President. My choice, and I hope
yours as well, is a very special lady who has all the answers to our
problems.

PLEASE give it a thought when you have a moment...


MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put...........don't you think?

Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I
have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Housework" "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an
incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible."

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I
recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do
what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or
wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking
somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works
much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita."

I'm telling you. She's the perfect candidate."

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are
urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.

To err is human, to forgive: highly unlikely.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have millions of old ladies
running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!)

Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than a Kia.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be
dead.

There's no one better for the job.

Good one!

Maxine got my vote when she said that..'she will dig a moat from the
Gulf of Mexico along the Mexican border to the Pacific ocean, use the
dirt to build New Orleans up above sea level and put all the troublesome
aligators from around Florida in the moat'...fixing 3 problems.

Go Maxine!!