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Edited by
uk1971
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Thu 10/15/09 09:10 AM
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A guy has suffered for many years with an incurable ear wax problems and after visiting all the top practitioners is told that there is NO known remedy.
However, He searches the internet and discovers that there is, in an extremely remote part of China, an old man who may be able to help. He travels for several days, first by plane, then by Junk across the South China Sea, bus across for three days overland, and finally by donkey to a mountain village where the old Chinese man lived After examining the guys problem first, the old man says. "Ahh so. I see your probrem. Vely easy to remedy. You must drop trousers and place wirry on table." The man is a little sceptical, but because of the distance he's travelled, and knowing that this is his last chance to cure his suffering does as the old man says. He drops his pants and places his prized possession on the table. "Now." Says the old Chinaman. "This only take a second." The old man steps up to the table. Closes his eyes, screams, "HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiYA!" And, with lightening speed, brings his hand down in a karate chop on the guys penis. And the wax shot out of the guys ears........................................................................................................................................................................................................... KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPOW!  
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I don't get it.
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I got it... But that's a really lame "joke"
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A guy has suffered for many years with an incurable ear wax problems and after visiting all the top practitioners is told that there is NO known remedy. However, He searches the internet and discovers that there is, in an extremely remote part of China, an old man who may be able to help. He travels for several days, first by plane, then by Junk across the South China Sea, bus across for three days overland, and finally by donkey to a mountain village where the old Chinese man lived After examining the guys problem first, the old man says. "Ahh so. I see your probrem. Vely easy to remedy. You must drop trousers and place wirry on table." The man is a little sceptical, but because of the distance he's travelled, and knowing that this is his last chance to cure his suffering does as the old man says. He drops his pants and places his prized possession on the table. "Now." Says the old Chinaman. "This only take a second." The old man steps up to the table. Closes his eyes, screams, "HiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiYA!" And, with lightening speed, brings his hand down in a karate chop on the guys penis. And the wax shot out of the guys ears........................................................................................................................................................................................................... KERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPOW!
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