There was this yellow toad hopping down a path in the woods. He was
feeling really sick and had such a terrible cough he though he might
croak. Anyway, he came upon a man who, it turns out, was a doctor. He
diagnosed the frogs illness right away, but, alas, he found he was not
carrying the medicine with him that the frog required. The doctor
pointed down the path toward a distant hill. "Toad", he said, "if you
can hop down past that hill you will find a village where my office is
located. Take this prescription with you and tell the druggist to give
you what you need." The toad thanked the doctor and started on his
journey A few hours later, the doctor came upon a bunny , hopping
through the woods. "And how are you today, Mr. Rabbit?" said the doctor.
Not so good, came the reply. "I hopped on a thorn a few miles back and
my foot is starting to swell." The doctor looked at the rabbit's limb
and applied a temporary bandage. "You need to see my nurse who will give
you a better dressing and make you well again." Oh thank you! said the
rabbit. "Which way do I go to find your office?" With that, the doctor
point toward the distant hill and said "Follow the yellow sick
toad."

ggggrrrrooooaaaannnn...

I didn't get it. Maybe a lack of sleep...but what is the punch line?

Incognito isn't in Kansas anymore...

<<has never been to Kansas.

Yeah I got it..thanks nus

what do horny toads say?...


rubbit rubbit rubbit

Frog in your throat?

I agree with Nus.........gggroooaaaannn!