Let her get a word in edgewise.

When your food arrives just be positive and pleasant about it. Steer away from saying, "LOOK AT THIS! I didn't order a salad with this on it!" This makes your date work overtime smiling and shrugging at the poor waitress.

Conversation should be pleasant. Save things like Death penalty for double parkers or Tom Cruise saving & eating his baby's afterbirth.

Sometime during the date tell her that her eyes are lovely or she has a great smile or you're amazed at her cleavage (just kidding).

Watch the jewelry. Most men don't need a high school/college ring AND their wedding ring on the other hand ALONG WITH a pinky ring(gag me!), diamond stud earrings, a watch as well as a bracelet unless you're selling it.

And finally, out in the parking lot press your date up against a car, wall, phone booth and give her a movie star kiss.

I knowwwwwww!!!

dam good spankin.!!

ok you bend over first!!!

DOH.!!!

I got the fuzzy handcuffs!!!