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uk1971
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A flea went to a travel agency to arrange to go on holidays.
The agent says, "Well, how can I help you and what do you want for your holidays." The flea replies, "Firstly, I am a flea and my DNA screams out for Jungle and heat, you know, lay out there in the sun." "Well", says the agent thumbing through his book of places for fleas, "I have one very popular one here which is in Ringo Stars Hair in Nice in the South of France where he now resides." "Great," says the flea, and immediately leaves on his holiday with Ringo Star. After about 5 days, he returns to the travel agent, obviously upset by his holiday. "What went wrong there"" says the travel agent. "Well, I got there and tried to settle back to enjoy the holiday, but Ringo Star, all he ever does is play the drums and shake his head. I could never settle in and, being a little blood sucker, I could never get a good meal, and his head banging gave me a migraine." "Okay", says the agent and thumbed through his travel guide and came up with a new venue for the fleas holidays. "I have one here in Monte Carlo and I can give you a week in Johnny Depps Moustache. Now he's a class guy" "Now you're speaking my language," says the flea and off he goes to Monte carlo. After about 4 days he is back again and the Travel agent asks what went wrong this time. Well, says the flea, "It was no good at all. All day long he is playing Bridge in the Casino, smoking cheroots and the smoke comes up from his mouth into the moustache and it is like being in a gas chamber." "Okay" says the travel agent, thumbs through his catalogue and says, You are in luck, I have just had a cancellation and I have a holiday available here in Cannes, and I can give you a weeks holiday in Cameron Diaz's Muff. Done deal and off goes the flea. Once again, he is back in four days. I give up" says the travel agent, "You did not like that holiday!!!!!!!! "Like it, that was the best, greatest, most magnificent holiday of my life. I loved it," said the flea. "All day long, she just lays there in the sun, she doesn't want to be around anybody, shes like a sun goddess. She just lays there with beautiful soft music coming from a radio by her head and just absorbs the sun and I lay back in the warmth of her muff enjoying everything and the food is so easy to get. It was just perfect. I felt that I was in paradise and just never wanted to go home." "So", says the agent, "Why is it that you are back here and not enjoying your holiday. "I don't know," says the flea, "but after 3 days I found myself back in Johnny Depps moustache."    
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A flea went to a travel agency to arrange to go on holidays. The agent says, "Well, how can I help you and what do you want for your holidays." The flea replies, "Firstly, I am a flea and my DNA screams out for Jungle and heat, you know, lay out there in the sun." "Well", says the agent thumbing through his book of places for fleas, "I have one very popular one here which is in Ringo Stars Hair in Nice in the South of France where he now resides." "Great," says the flea, and immediately leaves on his holiday with Ringo Star. After about 5 days, he returns to the travel agent, obviously upset by his holiday. "What went wrong there"" says the travel agent. "Well, I got there and tried to settle back to enjoy the holiday, but Ringo Star, all he ever does is play the drums and shake his head. I could never settle in and, being a little blood sucker, I could never get a good meal, and his head banging gave me a migraine." "Okay", says the agent and thumbed through his travel guide and came up with a new venue for the fleas holidays. "I have one here in Monte Carlo and I can give you a week in Johnny Depps Moustache. Now he's a class guy" "Now you're speaking my language," says the flea and off he goes to Monte carlo. After about 4 days he is back again and the Travel agent asks what went wrong this time. Well, says the flea, "It was no good at all. All day long he is playing Bridge in the Casino, smoking cheroots and the smoke comes up from his mouth into the moustache and it is like being in a gas chamber." "Okay" says the travel agent, thumbs through his catalogue and says, You are in luck, I have just had a cancellation and I have a holiday available here in Cannes, and I can give you a weeks holiday in Cameron Diaz's Muff. Done deal and off goes the flea. Once again, he is back in four days. I give up" says the travel agent, "You did not like that holiday!!!!!!!! "Like it, that was the best, greatest, most magnificent holiday of my life. I loved it," said the flea. "All day long, she just lays there in the sun, she doesn't want to be around anybody, shes like a sun goddess. She just lays there with beautiful soft music coming from a radio by her head and just absorbs the sun and I lay back in the warmth of her muff enjoying everything and the food is so easy to get. It was just perfect. I felt that I was in paradise and just never wanted to go home." "So", says the agent, "Why is it that you are back here and not enjoying your holiday. "I don't know," says the flea, "but after 3 days I found myself back in Johnny Depps moustache."
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