Topic: GENERIC NAMES FOR VIAGRA?? | |
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I friend sent this to me and I had to pass it along: In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in Liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "****tails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the names of: MOUNT & DO & Dr. Pecker. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast Implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :-) Have a hard day. |
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Check your mail please tulip!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tant=
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I doubt that a guy with the most severe case of Alzheimer's, would
forget what to do with "it". |
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hi mmrs teddy
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hello bluebox Kerryman
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UK THERE IS NO MAIL FROM U????
WHATEVER IT IS ..... IM SURE IT BETTER LEFT UNSAID AND I MEAN IT! UK |
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Please yourself.
Ask one of your female friends to relay it to you then. Only trying to help. |
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