Topic: GENERIC NAMES FOR VIAGRA??
tantalizingtulip's photo
Wed 05/30/07 03:14 PM



I friend sent this to me and I had to pass it along:

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
Liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "****tails",
"highballs" and
just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
concoction by the names of: MOUNT & DO & Dr. Pecker.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast Implants
and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

:-) Have a hard day.

uk1971's photo
Wed 05/30/07 03:21 PM
Check your mail please tulip!!!!!!!!!!!!

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Wed 05/30/07 03:22 PM
Tant= laugh laugh laugh

incognito29's photo
Wed 05/30/07 03:34 PM
I doubt that a guy with the most severe case of Alzheimer's, would
forget what to do with "it".

no photo
Wed 05/30/07 03:47 PM
hi mmrs teddy

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Wed 05/30/07 04:15 PM
hello bluebox Kerryman

tantalizingtulip's photo
Wed 05/30/07 04:41 PM
UK THERE IS NO MAIL FROM U????


WHATEVER IT IS .....


IM SURE IT BETTER LEFT UNSAID:wink: :wink: :wink:


AND I MEAN IT! UKfrown

uk1971's photo
Wed 05/30/07 04:44 PM
Please yourself.

Ask one of your female friends to relay it to you then.indifferent

Only trying to help.ohwell

somedude2007's photo
Wed 05/30/07 04:44 PM
laugh laugh laugh smokin drinker

tantalizingtulip's photo
Wed 05/30/07 04:56 PM
laugh

tantalizingtulip's photo
Wed 05/30/07 06:17 PM
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