Games Have Rules!

Rules?
There are rules????
Please, give me the box this game came in so I can find the flippin rules!

Every game has rules,
A way to play.
What you can do.
What you cannot do.
Where the heck are the rules to this game?

WHAT, you threw the box away?

I HAVE to WING-IT????

My little pink (ugh, disgusting color)
Stick person is in it’s blue car.
I’ve changed passengers
And thrown out two different blue stick people
At different times during this road trip and I still haven’t
Made it to Millionaire Acres or the flippin Poor Farm
And now you’ve hidden the round spinny thing
And it’s my turn!

Huh, there’s only one rule?
I have to figure out what it is?
Two roads can be taken,
Avenue of Doubt - it dead ends into stagnation swamp
Or
"RISK"it Lane with A-maze-mint-of-possibilities!

very nice

very nice, read like a whodunit of the webster rule book, they say rules were made to be broken, and in the end I'm still trying to figure out who the hell they are....Nice

Nice, perhaps the "rules" depend on the players. New players, new set of rules the meaning of old rules with other players no longer apply.

possibly

the game of Life

I can't imitate the sound that (your turn go a'head dial to your next move baby)spinny thing made but if I could, yup, I'd type it for ya 'cause 'chu got it!

YAHTZEE!!!

Opps... wrong game sorry

Good write {{{DKW}}}