A few men in the pub were talking about a wonderful new discovery to restore hair back to balding heads!!
lt really WORKS!..the men gleefully told the other guys.
So the bald man goes home...late after pub closing time.
Slips into bed with his lovely wife.

As she lay asleep he slipped off her knickers and rubbed his head all over her "Mootty"....to use her juices to cover his head as much as possible. (As instructed by the boys at the pub)

He had to do it for a month to get full results.
So each night after the pub closed he went through the same ruitine.

After 3 weeks of this he also decided to put her Mootty juices around his patchy half grown beird to excel its growth.

The next morning his wife awoke and looked over at her hubby asleep on his pillow.
"RIGHT THATS IT!!!!...NOT ONLY ARE YOU AT THE DAMNED PUB EVERY NIGHT UNTIL CLOSING TIME....YOUVE BEEN OUT FIGHTING AGAIN!!!!!...Look at YOU!
BLOOD ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!...lm DIVORCING YOU!

THAT IS A GREAT ONE LOL do you have anymore funny ones like that?? Keep them coming!!