My mom was driving down a two-lane freeway. (A rural area) She was driving through the desert on a hot day, and there was no traffic. She also had a lot of speeding tickets, so if she got one more, she would have to go to driving school. All of a sudden, a cop is driving behind my mom. The cop didn't have the sirens on, he was just driving. A rabbit starts running across the road, at full speed. My mom didn't want to swerve and possibly getting a ticket, so she kept driving. Unfortunately, the rabbit became roadkill. All my mom heard from her car was "ba-boom, ba-boom!" (Tires going over the rabbit) my mom felt bad, but I laugh about it and give her a hard time about it!


Funny or no? (Slightly messed up but I just invision the rabbit screaming "I can do it!" And thrn...failure, lol)

sorry I missed the humor

I used to drive a delivery truck down in Texas. One day when I was going from Brownsville to Laredo, I came over a slight rise in the road, and there was a buzzard getting his grub on in the middle of the road.

When I saw him, he was 20 feet or so away, so I had no time to do anything. He flew up, and smacked my windshield as I was doing about 70. He lost both his lunch, and his life all over the windshield.

It was July, and about 100 degrees. The truck had no A/C, and the closest town was 45-50 miles north. I attempted to clear the windshield best I could, threw up twice, and then got back in.

When I got to the next town, luckily, there was a car wash. A cop came up and asked me WTF was my 18 wheeler doing there, and I told him. He walked to the front, and saw the .. You know.. all over, and decided to let me go about my biz..

Driving home from a friends house at around 2AM, cruising at 60mph in the pitch dark. The road ahead rose a little then dropped, to reveal the carcass of a dead dear. By the time my headlights lit it up there was nothing I could do but square up my car over it.

Thump, clang, thump, clonk,..... ROAAAAAAR.....

My exhaust centre section snagged on the lifeless body, was wrenchd backward then snapped back into position a little too fast for the rear section which tore free of the pipe, making my car instantly sound like an F1 race car.

I then had to limp my car through a village to get to my house. I must have definately woken some folks up, it was a deafening roar from inside the car, nevermind outside!

The humor is my mom was pretty much forced to do a semi-evil deed to a cute, fluffy, harmless rodent. =)