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uk1971 · 2009-09-22T03:51:17-07:00

[img] http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/86/l_2932cfc0517a453b92ab961ed887e0b3.jpg [/img] [img]http://bestsmileys.com/days_of_week/3.gif[/img] [color=blue][b] A guy comes home one Saturday afternoon and says excitedly to his wife. "Guess what? I've won the lottery. $250.000,000." "OH MY GOD!! That's AMAZING!" She squeals. "Yeah." He agrees. "Pack your bags." Jumping up and down with excitement, she asks, "What should I pack for. Winter or Summer? "I dont mind." He answers "Just pack and **** off!"[color=blue][b] [img]http://bestsmileys.com/evil/4.gif[/img] [img]http://bestsmileys.com/expressions/9.gif[/img] [IMG]http://i315.photobucket.com/albums/ll453/melaniestevens2008/smil8.jpg[/IMG]

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Topic: I've Won the Lottery!!!
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Tue 09/22/09 03:51 AM
A guy comes home one Saturday afternoon and says excitedly to his wife. "Guess what? I've won the lottery. $250.000,000." "OH MY GOD!! That's AMAZING!" She squeals. "Yeah." He agrees. "Pack your bags." Jumping up and down with excitement, she asks, "What should I pack for. Winter or Summer? "I dont mind." He answers "Just pack and **** off!"

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Tue 09/22/09 05:04 AM
A guy comes home one Saturday afternoon and says excitedly to his wife. "Guess what? I've won the lottery. $250.000,000." "OH MY GOD!! That's AMAZING!" She squeals. "Yeah." He agrees. "Pack your bags." Jumping up and down with excitement, she asks, "What should I pack for. Winter or Summer? "I dont mind." He answers "Just pack and **** off!"

harrypotter2 Joined Sun 09/23/07 Posts: 668	Tue 09/22/09 08:23 AM Edited by harrypotter2 on Tue 09/22/09 08:25 AM

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