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Topic: How To Make a Woman Happy
CptSeamonkey77's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:42 AM
It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly.
45. Love shopping.
46. Be honest.
47. Be very rich.
48. Not stress her out.
49. Not look at other girls.

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
AND
* arrangements she makes

franshade's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:44 AM
nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:

Winx's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:45 AM

nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



No new shoes?laugh

franshade's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:47 AM


nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



No new shoes?laugh


1.5 - NEW SHOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Winx's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:48 AM
I just knew it!laugh flowerforyou

Dragoness's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:50 AM
What is the problem? Men want pretty much the same things, right?

Number six though would be a problem.

Havaman's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:51 AM

nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



Naked and holing the case of cold beer out to you....while my hands were still free...:banana:

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:52 AM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Mon 09/21/09 10:54 AM
yes, we ask from you men what you ask from us..

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:53 AM

naked with beer isn't gonna work for me...I prefer wine

franshade's photo
Mon 09/21/09 10:55 AM


naked with beer isn't gonna work for me...I prefer wine



:thumbsup: beer/wine laugh

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 09/21/09 11:08 AM

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 09/21/09 12:45 PM


laugh laugh laugh laugh

no photo
Mon 09/21/09 12:57 PM
By golly,I think they may understand!pitchfork .Get rid of#6&50 and give half the list,we is all good!winking slaphead

no photo
Mon 09/21/09 01:41 PM




LMAO~rofl rofl rofl rofl

no photo
Mon 09/21/09 01:43 PM

nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



laugh :thumbsup:

franshade's photo
Mon 09/21/09 01:49 PM


nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



laugh :thumbsup:


1 - show up naked (and ready)
1.5 - shoes, shoes and more shoes
2 - bring beer (must be cold)
3 - sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SINGMESWEET !!!!!!!!!!!! :banana:

no photo
Mon 09/21/09 01:51 PM



nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



laugh :thumbsup:


1 - show up naked (and ready)
1.5 - shoes, shoes and more shoes
2 - bring beer (must be cold)
3 - sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SINGMESWEET !!!!!!!!!!!! :banana:


I can do without the shoes.. but the others would make for a good birthday celebration.. if it were the right person! laugh

Thanks bigsmile

franshade's photo
Mon 09/21/09 01:58 PM




nope to make me happy

1 - show up naked (and ready)
2 - bring beer (must be cold)

:laughing:



laugh :thumbsup:


1 - show up naked (and ready)
1.5 - shoes, shoes and more shoes
2 - bring beer (must be cold)
3 - sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SINGMESWEET !!!!!!!!!!!! :banana:


I can do without the shoes.. but the others would make for a good birthday celebration.. if it were the right person! laugh

Thanks bigsmile


sssshhhhhh about the shoes, you can always send those to me :wink: :banana:

go Em... it's your birthday!!!!!!
it's your birthday!!!!
:banana:

no photo
Mon 09/21/09 02:15 PM
laugh bigsmile

Holly4459's photo
Mon 09/21/09 02:18 PM




Ya got anything larger?:wink:

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