Little Jonny went to his dad and asked for a bike for his birthday.

His dad explained that they have 280,000 mortgage and that his mom just lost her job, so money was going to be a little tight for a little bit.

The next morning, dad sees Jonny packing his suitcase and asked what he was doing.

Jonny explained that he got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water, and heard his dad say he was pulling out. Then heard his mom shout that she was coming too. Then he said I'll be damned if I'm gonne be stuck all alone with a 280,000 mortgage and no bike.

Hey.. That was not Johnny.. That was me!!!

Poor little Johnny