Some of the most common pregnancy questions and the corresponding answers. :)

Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?
A: Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

Q: What is the most common craving during pregnancy?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

Q: I'm seven weeks pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the diaper very quickly.

Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A: Have sex once a year.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why is this?
A: Because you're fatter then they are.

Q: My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
A: Your therapist.

Q: Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
A: Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

Q: What is the grasp reflex?
A: The reaction of new fathers when they see a new mother's breasts.

Q: Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
A: Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

Q: What are night terrors?
A: Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she's pregnant again.

thank you

That was me! My mum looked at me and said "I'm not breastfeeding THAT!" Yeah, we got off to a great start