And blow me down. Today, Sept 19th, is National Talk like a Pirate Day..

AAArrgghhhhh.. Avast ye Landlubbers. Swab the poopdeck, and get me some Grog..

Where's me Wenches ??

serious, arrr?

Aye. Tis true, Wench..

I be right 'ere, ya big galoot.......

'ow many times do I 'ave to tell ye not ta bring that parrot in 'ere??????

Q) Wheres a pirates favorite place to get a roast beef sandwich?





























A) Arrrrby's

hello Oh what I would do to get my hands on her booty

www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate

Now only if I really looked like that...

Why was the pirate not so good with the alphabet?




Because he was always out on the c.

Why would a pirate be afraid of a woman?




He's afraid he'll get hooked on her!!!

Why did the pirate make everyone stand at the back of the ship?




Because he was being very stern!

That brings up a new question for me:

Question...what would a "redneck pirate" sound like, and what would he say?

Answer...???????

We haven't been a contender since '91.....aaargh!!

Arrr, me want t' go t' the mall with Elwood Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

Y'all swab the deck, it's pert near time for the Captain to come back.. GArrrr

What do pirates and pimps have in common?


They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

My last highjack lol.


Enjoy!



Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!". The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and lead the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!". The battle was on, and once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?". The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid". The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!!

OK...that's good.

Now...Aye, y'all come back, now...ya hear? Gar.

ah! I had to add this clip gets good 2:55 of the video.. this is the pirates of the Carribean ride at Disney world.


A pirates life for me!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIN-MqaA_Dk