monster

saw it officer,
It looked prehistoric ...

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it moves in and out
Everybody starts to shout

Monster, aaaah monster, aaaah
Get outta here monster!
Monster! monster!
Get outta here monster!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a nasty dance
When it sees the light of day
You can here the people say

Oh no, a monster! oh no, a monster!
Oh no, oh no, oh no a giant monster
Monster! monster!
Oh no, a giant monster!

Shut the window, bolt the door!
Don't wanna see that monster no more!

There's a monster in my pants
And it does a modern dance
When it comes into a room
People hit it with a broom

Take that monster! take that monster!
Take it! take it! take that you awful thing!
Take that aaah! take that aaah!
Take it! take it! take that you naughty thing!

And they don't wear pants on the other side of france
But they do wear fleece to protect them from the beasts

Monster! monster! oh gee, a great big monster

There's a monster on the run and it wants to have have some fun
When it flies hup in the air, all the people stop and stare
The guys give a yell and the girls start to shriek
When they see its giant claws and it razor sharp beak

Gosh would you look at that thing
And i thought dinosaurs were extinct

Aaaaah!

Wat to many to list.

omg the first guy dissed ricky martine.. ummm i think that it would be
ummmmmmmmmmm wow aqua or hanson

Can't remember who sang these two but they have to be in the top 10
Popsicle Toes, and Short People

Popsicle Toes was Michael Franks (hated it)
Short People was Randy Newman (loved it)


There are so many...but Boogie, Oogie, Oogie comes to mind right
off.......not sure if I spelled that right.

that techno? style.. 'around the world'

i need to pick another song that i totally do not like and that is
Yellow Sabmarine from the Beatles. I like the Beatles but i don`t like
that song and i have to change the Radio station channel everytime that
song comes on. LOl.