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Wait until you see me drunk 
eeeee, I'll be in trouble on that day. HIN is on the 16th in Dallas but the tickets are $30 a pop, so I'm waiting for my next paycheck to get them, want me to get u one? |
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Wait until you see me drunk
eeeee, I'll be in trouble on that day. HIN is on the 16th in Dallas but the tickets are $30 a pop, so I'm waiting for my next paycheck to get them, want me to get u one? Sure, can I get drunk
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As long as you're bringing the mustang. Your drunk but ain't getting in the Z, lol.
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Oh shoot. So if I stay sober I can get in the Z?
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I don't need to act married to tell women to buzz off. I've been getting scammed on by girls my whole life and at some point, I just learned to tell them that I only get my Viagra refilled once a month and I am out right now... hahahaha
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So I have this antique ring that I wear sometimes and glad that I had it with me tonight. It's an old Roman ring, long story, anyways, I always wear it on the ring finger on my right hand. There was this crazy drunk girl at the bar tonight falling over and hitting on everything in site. All the other single guys had left the bar and I saw her eyeballing me, so I put the ring on the other hand real quick. All I got was "I guess you wouldn't dance with me if I asked you to." Considering how much I saw the last guy getting badgered I got off light. I told her that I couldn't dance and that was pretty much the end of it. Guess you had to be there, but I thought it was funny. It creeps a guy out when some chick just lays it out for us like that...   
STRINGS ATTACHED! JEALOUS BF/HUBBY WITH A .38 TO ARRIVE ANY MINUTE! or... SHE'S A "TYPHOID MARY"!!! 
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