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...that NOTHING in my house works!
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just blow it all up... make a bomb, light the fuse and walk away
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Look on the bright side....your internet is working.
 
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...that NOTHING in my house works!
get you self a handy woman , just in case 
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Look on the bright side....your internet is working.
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That's not fun.
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I have the same problem,darn cats wont file for unemployment.
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I have the same problem,darn cats wont file for unemployment.
Sshshshh don't feel bad dogs want either...  
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It was, like, a comedy of errors. Walked in my kitchen and stepped in a pile of water cuz' my fridge was leaking. Put on a pot of coffee and when I went to pour a cup my coffee pot didn't stop drippin' like it should. Made a huge mess. Went to boil water for some oatmeal and my gas was shut off. Went to use my microwave but the outlet it's plugged in crapped out.....
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Holy cow, that stinks, im glad im a mechanic.
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I have the same problem,darn cats wont file for unemployment.
Sshshshh don't feel bad dogs want either...
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It was, like, a comedy of errors. Walked in my kitchen and stepped in a pile of water cuz' my fridge was leaking. Put on a pot of coffee and when I went to pour a cup my coffee pot didn't stop drippin' like it should. Made a huge mess. Went to boil water for some oatmeal and my gas was shut off. Went to use my microwave but the outlet it's plugged in crapped out..... i think you went wrong with the instant oatmeal...old fashioned steel cut oats all way... |
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It was, like, a comedy of errors. Walked in my kitchen and stepped in a pile of water cuz' my fridge was leaking. Put on a pot of coffee and when I went to pour a cup my coffee pot didn't stop drippin' like it should. Made a huge mess. Went to boil water for some oatmeal and my gas was shut off. Went to use my microwave but the outlet it's plugged in crapped out..... i think you went wrong with the instant oatmeal...old fashioned steel cut oats all way...
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It was, like, a comedy of errors. Walked in my kitchen and stepped in a pile of water cuz' my fridge was leaking. Put on a pot of coffee and when I went to pour a cup my coffee pot didn't stop drippin' like it should. Made a huge mess. Went to boil water for some oatmeal and my gas was shut off. Went to use my microwave but the outlet it's plugged in crapped out..... i think you went wrong with the instant oatmeal...old fashioned steel cut oats all way...
oops missed that part...hmmm...well you could make the oatmeal in the coffee pot...it would soak up the extra water drippage as it expands and re-hydrates... |
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...That I don't have a naked woman in my bed.
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...that NOTHING in my house works!
Time to go back to bed and worry about it later
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You best get on the stick and start paying your bills or you are going to have a really rough winter. With a computer would think you could find a job and a room-mate or at least be someone's room -mate. Lot of disabled and elderly would be glad to have a young person to live in to help with heavy chores.
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm what about the toilet paper situation???????
Are you **** outta luck????   
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I DREAMT I had been eating a 7lb marshmallow.
I woke up this morning and my pillow was missing.
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better than that white cat you used to call snowball!!!
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