And a line of raincoats too.

Fo' Drizzle

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One day Jane found Tarzan sticking his dick in a tree.

Jane said, "Tarzan is that how you have sex?!"
Tarzan replied,"What sex?"

Jane went on to explain to him what sex was. She then proceeded to lay on the ground and spread her leg, and pointed towards her vagina and said "put that in here"

Tarzan responed by kicking her hard in the vagina.
Jane screamed out and said "WHY"D YOU DO THAT FOR?!"
He looked at her and said "Tarzan check for squirrels"

A guy walks in a bar, looks at the bartender and says "got any gwapes?"
The bartender shakes his head and says "no. we dont have any grapes." The stranger leaves.

The next day the same guy walks into the bar, looks at the bartender and says "got any gwapes?"
The bartender says "I told you yesterday, we dont have any grapes." The stranger leaves.

The next day the same guy walks into the bar, looks at the bartender and says "got any gwapes?"
The bartender yells "We dont have any damn grapes and if you come in here and ask me again, im gonna staple your tongue to the bar!" The guy leaves.

The next day the same guy walks into the bar, looks at the bartender and says "got any staples?" the bartender says "no." The guy says "ok good, got any gwapes?"

A Professor was giving a lecture on
"Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year
medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He
pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your azz hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with
his buddies".

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed smoking a cigerette after sex. The egg looks at the chicken and says " I guess that answers that age old question"..........

so one day Thibodeux is sittin on his porch and he sees Boudreaux comin up the road pushin a wheelbarrow loaded with gatorade bottles

Thibodeux yelled out, "Hey Boudreaux where you goin wit dem gatorade bottles?"

Boudreaux answered "I'm goin gator huntin"

Thibodeux laughed and said "You cain catch no gators wit gatorade bottles"

Long about sundown Boudreaux come back up the road with a alligator laid across his wheel barrow

The next day Thibodeux was sitting on his porch and he seen Boudreaux comin up the road pushin a wheel barrow loaded down with duck tape.

Thibodeux yelled out "Hey Boudreaux where you goin wit all dat duck tape?"

Boudreax say "I'm a goin duck huntin"

Thibodeux laughed and said "You cain catch no duck wit duck tape"

Long about sundown Boudreaux come back up the road with a bunch of ducks laid out in his wheel barrow

Come the next mornin Thibodeaux was sittin on his porch and along come Boudreaux. This time he was pushin a wheel barrow filled with puzzy willows

Thibodeuax yelled "Hey Boudreaux. You wait while I get my hat"

A man goes to the Doctor

Man- "Doc. my d1ck turned orange!"

Doc.- "Well what have you been doing? "

Man- "I have been watching porn and eating Cheetos."

A man isnt feeling good one day so his wife takes him to the doctor. The doctor runs some test, then asks the husband to step out so he can talk to the wife.

Wife- is everthing ok?
Doc- to be quiet honest your husband has a rare disease that is triggered by stress
Wife- is he gonna die?
Doc- There is a possibility, but it can be avoided. Dont have him do any heavy lifting and allow him to relax at home, with no strenuous activities.
The wife walks out the room, her husband looks at her and says "hon, what did he say?"

Wife "he said your gonna die"