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Topic: JSH-THE MOVIE: EPISODE 1
mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:50 PM
starring, David Arquette as Mach25, Kim Bassinger as Brokenhearted74,
Ian McKellan as UK71, Jon Voight as Abracadabra, Kevin Costner as
lakeman, Mimi Rogers as Jeanc, Jessica Beal as Petitekitten, Robert
Downey Jr. as Klugman, and Mickey Rourke as Lazyj with special
appearance by Quentin Tarantino as damnitscloudy!


When machh25 falls for petitekitten online, he must go against all odds
to win her heart! While at the same time brokeneharted is faced with a
decision, should she tell ok71 a secret that could destroy all he holds
dear or will lakeman ruin it all because he realizes he is in love with
jeanc? All the while Klugman and Lazyj are sent to find damnitscloudy
and make him pay for posting nude pics of the women from jsh!

New York Times- this movie will shock you all the while it really gets
you thinking about how far will you go to make your dreams come true!


Seiskel= this movie shows just how human we are and gives us hope! 2
thumbs up!

5/30/07 lmao!laugh

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:53 PM
Mwahahahaha! Ain't nobody gonna find me smokin

lazyj321's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:53 PM
nice.. bro..
mickey.. for me..nice...

laugh laugh laugh laugh

lazyj321's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:54 PM
i know where he lives..smokin laugh

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:54 PM
he has the build! Plus he is a badass!drinker

lazyj321's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:55 PM
drinker drinker drinker
laugh laugh laugh laugh

warhead's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:55 PM
how come i didnt make the cast

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:58 PM
oh you will be played by Chris evans and will be mach's helping hand, u
help him when his car breaksdown after he took the wrong way, then you
become involved in a love triangle with megforhire and katers lol

no photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:58 PM
it's nice that i'm not in the cast---too drunk for that--bigsmile
drinker drinker drinker

warhead's photo
Sun 05/27/07 08:59 PM
cool can i blow something up and drive away into the sunset in a stang
convertable

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:00 PM
no u r infact Triple H won the part for you and your story was rewritten
for film purposes, u r the porn star that threatens to steal the heart
of jeanc from lakeman and you two have a huge fist fight! lol

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:03 PM
He does look like Triple H! I never noticed! lol

And I better get to blow stuff up too! laugh

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:04 PM
u also get beat up by all the ladies Allen lol!

warhead's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:04 PM
as long as i get the convertable.......and a hot girl in the passenger
seat

no photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:05 PM
whoa--who looks like triple h--

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:06 PM
HHH won the role for you shadow lol

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:07 PM
Whoohoo! They can beat me anytime! :wink:

mach25's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:08 PM
unfortantely mach may die by the end of the movie, seems one of the
ladies try and shoot cloudy and mach gets in the way........lol

wonderman37's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:10 PM
WHO PLAYS MY PART

warhead's photo
Sun 05/27/07 09:10 PM
hell no i brought you body armor and a kevlar

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