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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 57
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:11 AM
Bathroom love........

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24724	Mon 09/14/09 10:12 AM
It all sounds unsafe.... not to mention unsanitary

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:13 AM
It all sounds unsafe.... not to mention unsanitary Why do you think we carry those big purses??? We keep towels in there and hand sanitizer!!!

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 09/14/09 10:17 AM
And vibrators and nipple clamps....

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:20 AM
and fuzzy handcuffs and ky jelly!!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24724	Mon 09/14/09 10:20 AM
And vibrators and nipple clamps.... Hmmmmm...kinda like my backpack

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 09/14/09 10:21 AM
You travel with tools. Niiiiice

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:22 AM
And men wonder why we take so long in the bathroom????

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24724	Mon 09/14/09 10:22 AM
and fuzzy handcuffs and ky jelly!!!! Gypsy REALLY! you KNOW those fuzzy handcuffs won't stay fuzzy if there were to be a ky accident

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 09/14/09 10:22 AM
And men wonder why we take so long in the bathroom???? I know, right????

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24724	Mon 09/14/09 10:23 AM
You travel with tools. Niiiiice ...and oh the places I go

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:23 AM
and fuzzy handcuffs and ky jelly!!!! Gypsy REALLY! you KNOW those fuzzy handcuffs won't stay fuzzy if there were to be a ky accident I'll take my chances!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 10:24 AM
Yeah seriously- guys don't do that. Restroom visits are for relief and constitutionals. We piss. We crap. We leave. There's a whole world out there for mingling and conversation. The restroom has its defined purpose. We don't make a party outta pissin. Ha ha ha!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:26 AM
Yeah seriously- guys don't do that. Restroom visits are for relief and constitutionals. We piss. We crap. We leave. There's a whole world out there for mingling and conversation. The restroom has its defined purpose. We don't make a party outta pissin. Ha ha ha!!! Yes well.......women are INVENTIVE and can walk and chew gum at the same time!!!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24724	Mon 09/14/09 10:28 AM
Yeah seriously- guys don't do that. Restroom visits are for relief and constitutionals. We piss. We crap. We leave. There's a whole world out there for mingling and conversation. The restroom has its defined purpose. We don't make a party outta pissin. Ha ha ha!!! Yes well.......women are INVENTIVE and can walk and chew gum at the same time!!! you DID NOT invent that

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Mon 09/14/09 10:28 AM
We have soap and toilet paper in our bathrooms.... the toilets are flushed... Okay this is most of the time. The restrooms in Ikea are the best.... they have furniture and the hand dryers work wicked fast. Too bad they don't serve wine upstairs!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 10:30 AM
Its a constitutional. Not a confessional. Anyone ever seen "The farting contest" on utube? One of the funniest videos. Two business professionals- a man and woman get into a farting contest. End up turning each other on and in bed. Freaking classic.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:34 AM
Its a constitutional. Not a confessional. Anyone ever seen "The farting contest" on utube? One of the funniest videos. Two business professionals- a man and woman get into a farting contest. End up turning each other on and in bed. Freaking classic. That was your last date wasnt it????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 09/14/09 10:37 AM
Hey guys.......this is biker and I at Sturgis this summer!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-VYYID0ASU

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 09/14/09 10:40 AM
Its a constitutional. Not a confessional. Anyone ever seen "The farting contest" on utube? One of the funniest videos. Two business professionals- a man and woman get into a farting contest. End up turning each other on and in bed. Freaking classic. That was your last date wasnt it???? ...ha ha ha!