Topic: Dear Tech Support,
msmyka's photo
Wed 09/09/09 03:30 PM
Edited by msmyka on Wed 09/09/09 03:33 PM
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall syst em performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4..1!

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to20install the Guilt 3.0 ! update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 ! or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support


myssfytz's photo
Wed 09/09/09 03:55 PM
Thats a friggin trip Myka !!!


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msmyka's photo
Thu 09/10/09 10:31 AM
Still :laughing: at this one

mo_muirnin's photo
Thu 09/10/09 10:47 AM
That's hilarious!!!

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SunnyMcleod's photo
Thu 09/10/09 10:51 AM
rofl I LOVED that. Thanks babe. You know the techie in me is dying hererofl