There once was a guy with a 25-inch penis. Of course he was having
problems getting any because it was simply too long. So he goes to a
doctor and asks him if there is anything he can do. The doctor says,
"Well, there is a medical procedure for that but it'll cost you about
$10,000."

The guy replies, "But I don't have that kind of money and I really need
to get this taken care of." So the doctor says, "Well, there is an old
local myth that says if you go down to the lake and ask a certain frog
to marry you, your penis will shrink five inches every time it says no."

Since the guy cannot possibly afford the money for the operation, he
heads down to the lake. After spending about half an hour asking every
frog in sight if it would marry him, he asks this one frog sitting on a
rock, "Frog, will you marry me?"

Suddenly the frog opens it's mouth and says, "No." The guy feels
something move in his pants and when he looks down, his penis is 20
inches! 20 inches is obviously still too big so once again the guy asks,
"Frog, will you marry me?"

Once again the frog says, "No."

The guy looks down and his **** is now 15 inches. One more time and
everything will be perfect the guy thinks to himself. So one last time,
he asks the frog if it will marry him.

The frog replies, "How many times do I have to tell you? No, no, no!"