3 Men are standing at the gates of heaven, talking to St peter, waiting to get in.
St peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife when you were alive?"
The guys says, "i was an avid christian, always faithful, never cheated
so st peter tells him he gets to drive a porsche around in heaven.
The second guy steps up and st peter asks him the same question, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
the guys seems bashful, but answers honestly, "a few, not a lot but i did cheat."
St peter tells him its wrong to cheat but he appreciates the honesty, and gives him the keys to a buick. not a piece of crap, but its no porshe.
The third guy steps up and st peter tells him not to even bother guessing at a number. " you cheated on your wife 84 times" st peter tells him. "here are the keys to your piece of junk truck"
So the three guys are in heaven, driving around, and the guy in the pos truck drives by the guy in the porshe. he's sitting in his shiny new car, crying his eyes out. "whats wrong with you? you're in heaven driving around a nice new porsche, what can you possibly have to cry about?"
The guy turns to him and says, "yeah, but my wife just flew past me on a pair of roller skates."