So this old guy is sitting out on his porch one morning, and his neighbor, Johnny come walking down the street with some chicken wire. "what the hell are you doing with that?" he asks johnny. "Well, I'm going to catch me some chickens," johnny says. "you cant catch chickens with chicken wire what are you thinking?" says the old man. Later that day, here comes johnny, handfull of chicken wire, handfull of chickens. "how the hell did you do that?" asks the old man.
the next morning, johnny comes walking down the streeet with a roll of duct tape. "oh lord what now?" asks the old man. "goin to catch me some ducks," jonny tells him. "jonny you cant catch ducks with duct tape" says the old man. Later that day here comes jonny, hand full of duct tape, hand full of ducks. the old man is shocked.
the next morning, here comes jonny with a box of fishsticks. "what the hell are you doing with those?" asks the old man.
"Im going fishing" johnny tells him. later that day, here comes jonny, empty fishstick box and a hnd full of fish. "wow, you're good" says the old man.
The next morning, jonny comes walking down the street dragging some weeds behind him. "what do you have there?" the old man asks. "i got me some pvssy willow" says jonny.
"let me grab my boots." the old man says