Topic: Finally, the question we've all asked
Phuque2's photo
Wed 09/02/09 11:54 AM

singmesweet offtopic We have no clue what you're arguing about


Is there something in the air today???????

GeniuSxBoY, I feel like we have talked today, but I must have been dreaming....Hope all is well with you....

eileena9's photo
Wed 09/02/09 11:55 AM
Would have been even funnier if he cut off the sheriff...laugh

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Wed 09/02/09 11:57 AM

If someones riding MY AZZ...........

they BETTER be pulling my hair!!!!laugh :wink: :tongue:

jus sayin..........:wink:


read the whole thing ,...I like this answer BESTEST laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

lulu24's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:00 PM

I'm being 0wned.laugh :tongue:


with a "P"

Gossipmpm's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:01 PM


If someones riding MY AZZ...........

they BETTER be pulling my hair!!!!laugh :wink: :tongue:

jus sayin..........:wink:


read the whole thing ,...I like this answer BESTEST laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh



Me too!

AndyBgood's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:08 PM
Edited by AndyBgood on Wed 09/02/09 12:08 PM
Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe??

Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too!

All I can say is...



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Wed 09/02/09 12:08 PM
Hmmm...I thought it was about tail-gating...silly me!

TxsSun's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:10 PM
I am sooo glad someone finally got caught :banana:

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Wed 09/02/09 12:12 PM
True story: One day I was chasing a gingerbread man, and he told me "You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man" then a sheriff pulled him over and I said "well maybe I can't but he can" and the gingerbread man got eaten.

eileena9's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:12 PM
Edited by eileena9 on Wed 09/02/09 12:13 PM

Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe??

Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too!

All I can say is...





Any kind of attitude to a NY cop or sheriff and they will check for everything they can find....broken tail lights, expired inspection/registration....stuffed aminals in the back of the car...

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Wed 09/02/09 12:14 PM
Tail-gaters get the windshield "squirts" from me.. just a little water to tell them.... back -off


........sends a subtle message ......I know ....me ... subtle????

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:19 PM
How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101


1. Lightly tap on brakes.
2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps:
3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened.
4. Slam on the brakes
5. Wait for impact
6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin
7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided.
8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney
9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company.
10. Collect a very fat check from said parties
11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose

Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again:thumbsup:

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Wed 09/02/09 12:22 PM
Edited by GeniuSxBoY on Wed 09/02/09 12:22 PM

How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101


1. Lightly tap on brakes.
2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps:
3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened.
4. Slam on the brakes
5. Wait for impact
6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin
7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided.
8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney
9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company.
10. Collect a very fat check from said parties
11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose

Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again:thumbsup:



Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision

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Wed 09/02/09 12:22 PM


Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe??

Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too!

All I can say is...





Any kind of attitude to a NY cop or sheriff and they will check for everything they can find....broken tail lights, expired inspection/registration....stuffed aminals in the back of the car...



Air fresheners hanging off of rear view mirrors...

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:24 PM


How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101


1. Lightly tap on brakes.
2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps:
3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened.
4. Slam on the brakes
5. Wait for impact
6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin
7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided.
8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney
9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company.
10. Collect a very fat check from said parties
11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose

Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again:thumbsup:



Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision


Darlin flowers relax

Dragoness's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:24 PM

Can I just say something here? Havin been in law enforcement, the tailgater was in the bigger wrong here. OP was drivin in the center lane. The tailgater should've moved over to the left lane to pass him instead of bein up his butt. OP would get a speedin ticket at worst. Other driver, speedin, unsafe lane change, if no blinker then that would be, land change without use of signal, the tailgatin would get him a reckless drivin. In some states the tailgatin is a whole nuther charge from reckless drivin. shades


We have a driving too close ticket here for that.

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Wed 09/02/09 12:25 PM



How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101


1. Lightly tap on brakes.
2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps:
3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened.
4. Slam on the brakes
5. Wait for impact
6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin
7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided.
8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney
9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company.
10. Collect a very fat check from said parties
11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose

Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again:thumbsup:



Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision


Darlin flowers relax



I'm kidding with you! laugh but seriously... yeah it wouldn't work. frown

ReddBeans's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:26 PM




How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101


1. Lightly tap on brakes.
2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps:
3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened.
4. Slam on the brakes
5. Wait for impact
6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin
7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided.
8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney
9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company.
10. Collect a very fat check from said parties
11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose

Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again:thumbsup:



Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision


Darlin flowers relax



I'm kidding with you! laugh but seriously... yeah it wouldn't work. frown


I've thankfully never had to go past step 1:thumbsup:

lilith401's photo
Wed 09/02/09 12:28 PM
I bought circus tickets!!!

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Wed 09/02/09 12:29 PM

I bought circus tickets!!!




With the money you saved from switching to Geico?