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singmesweet We have no clue what you're arguing about Is there something in the air today??????? GeniuSxBoY, I feel like we have talked today, but I must have been dreaming....Hope all is well with you.... |
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Would have been even funnier if he cut off the sheriff...
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If someones riding MY AZZ........... they BETTER be pulling my hair!!!! jus sayin.......... read the whole thing ,...I like this answer BESTEST |
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I'm being 0wned. with a "P" |
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If someones riding MY AZZ........... they BETTER be pulling my hair!!!! jus sayin.......... read the whole thing ,...I like this answer BESTEST Me too! |
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Edited by
AndyBgood
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Wed 09/02/09 12:08 PM
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Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe??
Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too! All I can say is... |
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Hmmm...I thought it was about tail-gating...silly me!
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I am sooo glad someone finally got caught
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True story: One day I was chasing a gingerbread man, and he told me "You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man" then a sheriff pulled him over and I said "well maybe I can't but he can" and the gingerbread man got eaten.
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Edited by
eileena9
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Wed 09/02/09 12:13 PM
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Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe?? Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too! All I can say is... Any kind of attitude to a NY cop or sheriff and they will check for everything they can find....broken tail lights, expired inspection/registration....stuffed aminals in the back of the car... |
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Tail-gaters get the windshield "squirts" from me.. just a little water to tell them.... back -off
........sends a subtle message ......I know ....me ... subtle???? |
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How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101
1. Lightly tap on brakes. 2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps: 3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened. 4. Slam on the brakes 5. Wait for impact 6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin 7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided. 8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney 9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company. 10. Collect a very fat check from said parties 11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again |
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Edited by
GeniuSxBoY
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Wed 09/02/09 12:22 PM
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How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101 1. Lightly tap on brakes. 2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps: 3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened. 4. Slam on the brakes 5. Wait for impact 6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin 7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided. 8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney 9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company. 10. Collect a very fat check from said parties 11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision |
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Someone got a reckless driving, speeding, and road rage ticket! Wonder what else they found ie. SNIFF SNIFF maybe?? Depending on how they came off to the officer they may have gotten their car inspected and a Sobriety test too! All I can say is... Any kind of attitude to a NY cop or sheriff and they will check for everything they can find....broken tail lights, expired inspection/registration....stuffed aminals in the back of the car... Air fresheners hanging off of rear view mirrors... |
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How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101 1. Lightly tap on brakes. 2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps: 3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened. 4. Slam on the brakes 5. Wait for impact 6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin 7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided. 8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney 9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company. 10. Collect a very fat check from said parties 11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision Darlin relax |
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Can I just say something here? Havin been in law enforcement, the tailgater was in the bigger wrong here. OP was drivin in the center lane. The tailgater should've moved over to the left lane to pass him instead of bein up his butt. OP would get a speedin ticket at worst. Other driver, speedin, unsafe lane change, if no blinker then that would be, land change without use of signal, the tailgatin would get him a reckless drivin. In some states the tailgatin is a whole nuther charge from reckless drivin. We have a driving too close ticket here for that. |
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How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101 1. Lightly tap on brakes. 2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps: 3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened. 4. Slam on the brakes 5. Wait for impact 6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin 7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided. 8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney 9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company. 10. Collect a very fat check from said parties 11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision Darlin relax I'm kidding with you! but seriously... yeah it wouldn't work. |
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How To Get Rid Of A Tailgater 101 1. Lightly tap on brakes. 2. If that doesn't work an they're drivin a really nice car follow these steps: 3. Make sure ur seat belt is properly fastened. 4. Slam on the brakes 5. Wait for impact 6. Scream "WHIPLASH" as loudly as ur physically capable of doin 7. Take a ride to the ER in the ambulance that'll be provided. 8. While in the ER, call a personal injury attorney 9. Sue tailgater an his/her insurance company. 10. Collect a very fat check from said parties 11. Purchase new vehicle an then party with the rest if u so chose Guarantee the tailgater won't ever do it again Doesn't work if you just killed an uninsured driver in a 65 mph collision Darlin relax I'm kidding with you! but seriously... yeah it wouldn't work. I've thankfully never had to go past step 1 |
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I bought circus tickets!!!
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I bought circus tickets!!! With the money you saved from switching to Geico? |
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