id like 2 tell ya about my latest venture at the oaktrunk bar....

my 91 year old bf...who just dumped his 75 year old brazilian gf named eunice.....invited me for tacos....oh boy...i got more than tacos...i got a boatload of trouble besides...

we went in this place, and everything was okay until we sat down.
someone, april, recognized me and wrinkled up her ugly face, then, reported to the queen, diana, that must run the place by proxy who looked even more disturbed. uc i was with her father.....they have a running battle. the father tells me his daughter is a *****, queen bee who expects everyone to kiss her um well u know...her bummmmm.

our tacos came and so did more flack. sometimes i push a cart due to a car accident injury after being hit by ALLSTATE insured kimberly wells, who honked then rammed me, trying to push me into traffic. as a result i developed a bad case of whiplash, and am disabled barely able to walk at times. anyway back to my taco story.......

these 2 women picked on me/father who can't hear.. all the time i was eating my tacos which were delishous by the way....precooked shells with hamburger meat of the finest grade, smothered by onions, lettuce and cheese with not too hot picante sauce, and sour cream. missing was the guacomole.
u c at my age, i have taken to reading lips......and they did not know that i still had my hearing.....even tho i was disguised in my black chinese hat....it has no flowers on it...btw...back to story...

they laughed about me pushing my cart, and the poor father had to idea what his daughter was doing behind his back. she was saying her shick.... and bumping and grinding to the music while playing pool, .... picking on me.....looking my way with sid vishus glances... so by accident, the father looked back, and waved at his daughter, who looked right through him like he was a ghost.
i decided it was time to leave when april yelled and screamed don't even look at your daughter....meaning queen diana..(still bumping and grinding).... u old man...now what kind of talk is that coming from someone who looks like she needed a good kick in her large butt which was poured in jeans 2x small 4 her very large frame with huge pendulous breastacysts.
there would be no resolution this evening, so i thanked him for the tacos, and gave him a big hug in the parking lot. he can be a geezer, but he is a lovable old one...

so the next day, i went on line posting my question about being harassed in the bar, not being allowed to eat our tacos in peace, and the answer was for _____amount of money i could find out what 2 do.....a civil rights issue for being harassed...

well this is what i have done. i went out a found an old shopping cart, customized it with a 350 chevy engine, and am waiting by the bar door when these 2 raving beauties decide to step out. we'll c who has the last varoommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Im sorry I didnt read all this but I love the 350 gm good engine

Whoa! I wonder what they'll think then?