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| Topic: PARTY-TIME! TRUBLU4U'S THROWING A PARTY TONIGHT! | |
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naked man...WHERE?? 
HE GOT HIMSELF, ER..."TANGLED" IN MY ROSE BUSHES! AN EASY CATCH, IF YOU HURRY! |
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ALRIGHT! I DID NOT AUTHORIZE A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST! WHOSE IDEA WAS THAT? 
Time for bed for us lightweights. 
Nitey nite and thanks for a great party trublu4u! GLAd u EnJOYed it....big HALo-wEEN paRTY 2 cUM! dRIve sSAFE NOW! |
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uh oh someone switched the signs on the men's and the ladies' rooms 
And the problem with that, is.....? lolololololol!!!!!!!!!!! |
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oH...KRa*! iT'S 'DA COPS!!!
(trublu4u activates a pre-recorded PA warning...) PLEASE EXIT VERY QUICKLY OUT BACK! EXTINGUISH ANY FUNNY CIGARETTES! CLOTHES ARE NOT OPTIONAL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! MY POOL IS NOT THE INFAMOUS, PLAYBOY GROTTO! THANKS FOR COMING... ...IF YOU'RE BUSTED, I'LL TRY TO COME AND BAIL YOU OUT! SOMEBODY GET THOSE DRUNK DOGS OUTA HERE! (OH, SH**!) AND TAKE A HOSEPIPE TO THOSE TWO! (...notices couple behind couch) AND TAKE A HOSEPIPE TO THEM, TOO! AGAIN, THANKS FOR COMING...YOU'VE MADE OUR FIRST PARTY A ROUSING SUCCESS! DRIVE SAFELY, AND G'NITE!) NEXT PARTY, JUST FOR PRACTICE: September, 5th, Saturday; 10pm...central time SHUT DOWN TIME! |
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Happy Birthday!!!!
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Happy Birthday!!!!
Well, hi, Ind Prncs! What a pleasant surprise! This is not a birthday party, however. It's a party to celebrate absolutely nothing at all...the very best kind of party! I'm actually planning one here on mingle for Saturday, Sept. 5, at 10pm, central time. I hope you can make it. Bring all your friends...there's plenty of room, and unlimited parking! People can get pretty wild, too... There's gonna be jello wrestling...so get your thong on! Well, now that you're here, you can help me finish cleaning up... 
(...it was one HE** of a party!) |
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