I went to see what was happening in the explanation of the Quantum theory in that forum

There was bickering going on

All I want to do is to describe very simply what quantum theory is all about so that any layman educated or not understand it and gets the grasp.

Well we all know of a nasty old soul who walks down the road shouting and being horrible to every one you know the sort don't you! Yes your Ex

Well then imagine she/he/it this old battle axe in the street is walking right in front of you looking right into your eyes

Imagine in your disposal there are 10 million ping pong balls that you can throw them at will

So you throw all those balls at this Ex of yours. Damage? nothing.

Now imagine if you concentrated the energy of every one of those ping pong balls in to 1 ping pong ball and then throw it at her

That would have a pleasing effect for you wouldn't it?

And that in a nutshell is what quantum theory is all about

My teachers in Oxford used to say that I had a skill in describing the technical stuff to laymen with simplicity

Are they still bickering about their technical knowledge in the quantum forum?

Don't know a thing about the bickering...

but wanted to tell you I loved your analogy

You would love the relativity theory explained too now that is hilarious

I got a failing grade in ping-pong in grade 3.

I'm listening

<-- Is also listening

imagine 3 million ping pong balls concentrated in one thrown to the barsteward of the PE teacher (Note the word. the machine cannot pick up the British swear words) I have cracked it

Well it is like this
Imagine a very cold winter night and you are frozen solid
You get home and house is been empty whole day
so you have two choices

1 crawl in bed with a hottie and generate 500 watts of power (by the way proven)

2 take an electric heater and cuddle up to it

In the first case you will burn with passion
in case # two you will burn to kingdom come
and that my friends is the theory of relativity. Both generate heat but all relative

Any other theories needing explaining see me tomorrow
I am tired and I am going home

Now what emoticon goes with this? let me see if I can get away with this one

Excellent explanation, robert (and the emotican also) -- either way you get hot!

No wonder all of the sexshops are out of the artificial "falaces" -- why bother with real males, if a toy produces the same effect without objections, for as long as I like, as often as I like??? (this Relativity makes a lot of sence! )

_______________________SIMPLIFICATION_IN_ACTION_____________________

I think you should apply for a grant to open your own university.

You could call it S.U.N. S.H.I.N.E.

Simplicity University of N-lightenment

&

Spiritual Human Institute of Nostalgic Education

Electric HEATER ie FIRE Not a whatyoumecallit from the toy shop but there again you missed the point ( I meant the point of the implement) By the way someone got killed using a vegetable did you know that?

My application for the grant failed
They did not buy into my theory of time travel machine which uses mushrooms as fuel.

What a bunch of morons!

There world is never ready for these great leaps of insight!

I guess that's just the law of E.N.T.R.O.P.Y

Establishment
Never
Takes
Really
Original
Proposals
Yearningly

They did the same to Charles Darwin only because he had proved they belonged to a generation of Apes and they all went Ape Shape. History is littered by the examples
They even rejected my ATR machine
(Automatic Tampon Remover)

They said it was not tested
I can't help if no one volunteered for the tests

Well I personally feel that you have demonstrated great compassion and empathy by the mere fact that you are concerned that people should volunteer for tests rather than subjected to them without consent.

Maybe you should try applying for a grant in the humanities.

Well, that leaves yourself for testing it -- that's what the Real scientist do in the abscence of volunteeres:
THEY TEST THEIR INVENTIONS ON THEMSELVES!!!