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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 53 | |
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dear diary......I jsut burnt my azzzzzzzzz and my foot. Dont ask!!! 
I just have to......... 
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First contact on North America, a Catholic priest is trying to converse with a native chief after they land and feast in the native village. They are walking along a path when they come upon a couple making love beside the trail, they are two pilgrims from the priest's ship. The chief manages to ask the priest ' what are they doing ' Being a priest and not wanting to say they are having sex, and thinking as fast as he can, the priest quickly says, ' he is riding a bicycle '. Oh, o.k. the chief says. Walking farther along they come upon a Brave and a native woman making love beside the trail. Before the priest could do or say anything, the chief pulls an arrow out of his quiver and shoots the brave in the back. In utter astonishment and shock, the priest asks the chief. ' Why did you do that ' The chief looks at the priest with disgust on his face and says ' my bicycle '   
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I thought it was funny
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A classic joke NEVER loses it humour, THANKS
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I dont know any jokes......
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some one shared it with me
so I thought I would share it to it's nice to have a giggle bout somethin |
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I know like one joke an it would take me awhilllllllle to type it all out
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I dont know any jokes......
You know me ??... how much bigger a joke do you need to know ?
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whyyyyyyyyyyyyy does my raisin toast taste like lemons?????? WTF is going on here????
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I just spilled tea on my crotch......
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I was going to wear these shorts to work tonight.......
Gawwwwwwwwwwwwd I need a body napkin!! 
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ooooohhhh journal something new in the world of techno-types .... my company , instead of a Con-call, on the phones .... we are having a CYBER-CHAT over the net .... how sexy
in other words its BLAH BLAH zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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ooooohhhh journal something new in the world of techno-types .... my company , instead of a Con-call, on the phones .... we are having a CYBER-CHAT over the net .... how sexy
in other words its BLAH BLAH zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  
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ooooohhhh journal something new in the world of techno-types .... my company , instead of a Con-call, on the phones .... we are having a CYBER-CHAT over the net .... how sexy
in other words its BLAH BLAH zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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btw........Im wearing beige shorts with a grey and white hoodie without the hood......
Ya I match!!! 
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looking at " company results "slides zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz very sexy
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btw........Im wearing beige shorts with a grey and white hoodie without the hood...... Ya I match!!!
PARDON ???? you got no "hood ????
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<-----this one
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I'm in my West Coast Choppers t-shirt an my FUZZY pink jammiez pants cuz it's chilly
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Its gonna be about 98 today........
I dont want to go to work tonight
I feel so slow.....and foggy |
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