I just got an email from a local guy thanking me for writing him and if I "want to know anything else just ask".
Thing is...I've never written the guy..ever...
I think such utter bull**** deserves a reply
What do you think?

yeah do it start it it with DEAR BULLSHITTER

HAH!!!!

* Response *

Had I taken the time to read your profile, and further wanted to know anything about you, I would have sent an email to ask you more questions. I realize that my memory may be somewhat unreliable, but I am relatively certain I sent no such email.

Good luck on your fishing trip.

I think you got your name on a spammer's list. You can probably expect another couple of emails from different addresses saying the same thing.

That is hilarious

I'm curious to find out if that bull**** has ever worked for him but then me mailing him back would mean that the bull**** worked
I'm in a quandry of bull****

Well give me his name then i will bullshitt for ya

Dear Bullshitter

Do you really think i am so stupid to fall for that trick?

I would have remembered if i had emailed you, and on top of that, from your profile, i can already tell you are some kind of retard, so would never have emailed you even if you were the last pedo on earth.

Your mother, should she still be alive, would be turning in her gravy.

Anyway. Thanks for the mail, and good luck in your quest to find some dumb biotch.

Yours sincerely...

He even titled the email "thankyou"
What a slimedog
I feel compelled to rip him up for the sake of stupid women everywhere

yeah I've gotten a few emails form men thanking me for writing them,when i never did,also gotten emails from men that I have told to buzz off ,they would wait a month or so & then saylike hey I'm really interested in meeting you,I would remind them that I have alredy told them no.LLike I'm stupid Or would forget about them,or who I have or have not emailed..

Sounds like a new approach to get someone to respond, he may be onto something

Now that I think about it, this could be a really fun opening.

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Dear......

I haven't yet received your email.... I'm guessing you were too intimidated by the charm and wit of my profile, or my dashingly good looks. So I am writing a response to the email you wanted to send but didn't.

Yes, I am amazing. Thank you for noticing. You really do make me blush. And I'm glad you got a good laugh from my profile. I can picture you smiling even now.

I'm sorry, however, that despite your desire to have my children, I have been surgically altered to prohibit it. Turns out the little buggers are expensive, what with their wanting to eat and go to college and all. They do say, however, that there is a very small chance that it could still happen. And I'm very willing to try... for you.

You're right.... I almost sound too good to be true. But rest assured I am very real, very good, and mostly true.

Thanks for the note

Me

I think you are onto a winner with that one Tngx!

I would not respond at all, in fact have not when the same thing has happened to me, don't give him the satisfaction. Block him so if he try's to email you again he'll know that YOU KNOW what he was up to.

It is frustrating though, among other things to be treated as stupid!!!

OK HES FLIRTING AROUND .....THAT WHAT MINGLES ALL ABOUT..................

I recieved one similar and i did reply I thought it was cute and made a short term friend out of it....
I think I started my reply... You can't fool me .... blah blah

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE!

I Love it!

Ok so I decided to do a scientific experiment and mailed him JustAGuy's response cleverly disguised as my response to see what happens. I figure if he can pull something like that then in good conscience I can turn him into a lab specimen for the good of womankind. Bwahaha