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Topic: The Beauty of Others
Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Tue 08/18/09 01:04 AM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell)

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 05:57 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)?

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 08/18/09 07:05 PM Edited by STARTRAVELER on Tue 08/18/09 07:06 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? You women and Raccoons are way too picky

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 10:24 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? You women and Raccoons are way too picky And you males and...whatever you are...are way too sloppy.

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 08/18/09 10:29 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? You women and Raccoons are way too picky And you males and...whatever you are...are way too sloppy. How do you expect a crane to be neat ? Huh Missy raccoon ?Messy just means busy !

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 10:38 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? You women and Raccoons are way too picky And you males and...whatever you are...are way too sloppy. How do you expect a crane to be neat ? Huh Missy raccoon ?Messy just means busy ! Oh!

STARTRAVELER Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 9691	Tue 08/18/09 10:44 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? You women and Raccoons are way too picky And you males and...whatever you are...are way too sloppy. How do you expect a crane to be neat ? Huh Missy raccoon ?Messy just means busy ! Oh! Ya silly little critter !

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 11:32 PM
MY beauty: It's unsurpassed!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 08/18/09 11:41 PM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites?

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Tue 08/18/09 11:47 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? it'd be ever so dreamy (and yeah, unlikely)

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Tue 08/18/09 11:48 PM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? beavers are evil

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 11:50 PM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 11:50 PM
One o'clock in the morning and I'm dealing with a grumpy raccoon. You're getting married? You got Viagra? You're getting married because you have Viagra? You're marrying a Non-Raccoon? You are in love with a raccoon that can read? i'd love to find a man who could read (and spell) Yes. Wouldn't that be nice (however unlikely)? it'd be ever so dreamy (and yeah, unlikely) YEAH!! <:(

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Tue 08/18/09 11:52 PM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils. Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread.

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Tue 08/18/09 11:57 PM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils. Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread. Gee, that's a funny way of confessing your unbridled passion for me, but I'll accept it!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Wed 08/19/09 12:02 AM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils. Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread. Gee, that's a funny way of confessing your unbridled passion for me, but I'll accept it! Well let me whisper a sweet nothing into your ear then... Go AWAY, and DIE!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Wed 08/19/09 12:26 AM
Guess what? You are really a beaver pretending to be a raccoon, because the beaver community ostrasises hermaphrodites? You have your pinkies jammed into your nostrils. Yes, because you are a disgusting smelly beaver and it stops me from being sick all over the thread. Gee, that's a funny way of confessing your unbridled passion for me, but I'll accept it! Well let me whisper a sweet nothing into your ear then... Go AWAY, and DIE! You first. And last, for that matter.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Wed 08/19/09 12:28 AM
Guess what? something about YEET YOWT yada yada yada... right?

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Wed 08/19/09 12:29 AM
Guess what? something about YEET YOWT yada yada yada... right? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Has built a raccoon colony inside your soul--uh oh!

Calleigh12 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 17193	Wed 08/19/09 12:47 AM
Guess what? something about YEET YOWT yada yada yada... right? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeow! Has built a raccoon colony inside your soul--uh oh! i think you officially rock right now.