Topic: Yo Mamma
uk1971's photo
Mon 08/17/09 03:26 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Mon 08/17/09 03:28 PM
Share your 'Yo Mama Jokes here.

A couple of mine are:

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama is so dumb that she needs a GPS when she goes down the stairs.


Yo mamma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo Mama so fat, she has ice cubes btween her legs to keep the crabs fresh. (courtesy Shaq O'Neal)






MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 08/17/09 07:18 PM

Share your 'Yo Mama Jokes here.

A couple of mine are:

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama is so dumb that she needs a GPS when she goes down the stairs.


Yo mamma is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Yo Mama so fat, she has ice cubes btween her legs to keep the crabs fresh. (courtesy Shaq O'Neal)






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thumper95's photo
Wed 08/19/09 01:58 PM
yo momma so tall when she tripped she kicked Jesus in the face.


Yo momma so old Noah owes her a dollar


yo momma so fat she puts her belt on with a boomarang



yo momma so fat her pager is a vcr


you momma teeth so black she spits yoohoo