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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 52 | |
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Dan is giddy. His girlfriend is coming to live with him. Let's be gentle with Dan for awhile. 
Did you mean 'Dan is Godly?' |
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Now Dan and I cant have our black love child together!!!
   
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And dont forget you have to pull down your pants FIRST 
Im not sure, i think its something to do with the old testament |
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I want to be nice to Dan. I think he has the potential to do great harm if someone messes with him. Besides, he's soooo funny!
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And dont forget you have to pull down your pants FIRST
Im not sure, i think its something to do with the old testament
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Edited by
Dan99
on
Tue 08/18/09 12:01 AM
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I want to be nice to Dan. I think he has the potential to do great harm if someone messes with him. Besides, he's soooo funny! You think im here for your fkn amusement? (just taking off Goodfella's!) |
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Dance Boy Dance!!!
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And dont forget you have to pull down your pants FIRST
Im not sure, i think its something to do with the old testament
Thou shalt not walk downeth the road attracting flies |
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Well Dan is from England, and we all know all English people are funny jking!
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Not all english people are funny. I had an english boss and he was a RETODD!!!
 The worst hairstylist I ever came across!!!
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He meant funny retodded not funny ha ha
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Seriously retodded......he tried to rip me off so many times on my paycheque. I had to muscle that 85 year old !!!!
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Anyway, before i have to listen to you slag off my fellow countrymen, i am gonna go to sleep.
Take it cheesy |
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owiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh gawd my back an my ribs owiez spqsm
 
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Anyway, before i have to listen to you slag off my fellow countrymen, i am gonna go to sleep. Take it cheesy 
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owiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh gawd my back an my ribs owiez spqsm
We need our blankies!!!
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owiezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh gawd my back an my ribs owiez spqsm
We need our blankies!!!
yezzzzzzzzz owiezzzzzzzz 
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I think my eyebrows are swelling up again. A girl at work kept asking me if I did anything different. Change my hair? make up? do my eyebrows????
gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd Im falling apart!!
What is wrong with me??? |
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I feel like I'm falling apart toooooooo owiezzzzzz!
I guess I shoulda stretched first
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ears, head, eyes hurt. I took the 24 hour pill. They dont work worth a ****!!!
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