ummm 3rd world cop yeah?

I'm glad your dead. hehehehehe

I have come to this planet to chew bubblegum and kick a$$... i am all out of bubblegum.

-Roddy Piper/John Carpenter/They Live

"You just shot an unarmed man!"

"Well he should have armed himself"

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

I'd rather be a waitress at a truck stop diner wearing pineapple earrings than be married to a corpse!

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there's at least ONE champion in this place.

Hey girl, ya hungry?
F!@# you, N1gga!
I was talking to the horse....



Dis a DJ tekova! Mi seh REMOVE YA!
Hopefully someone is cool enough for this quote, as well.

What Hump?
Marty Feldman-Young Frankenstein

You ain't leading but 2 things right now: Jack and ****. And jack just left town-Ash,from Army of darkness

Not to nitpick, but it's- "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

Great movie, and yet another movie that getting a remake.

Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the *ussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astro Turf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

Kevin Costner - Bull Durham

Willy: Women, man.
Simms: Sometimes you gotta kill 'em.
Norwood: Who, the women?
Simms: No, their husbands.

- Straight To Hell

Miller: A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
Otto: You eat a lot of acid, Miller, back in the hippie days?
Miller: I'll give you another instance: you know how everybody's into weirdness right now?...

Agent Rogersz: Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. I'm going to ask you a few questions. Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. But I want you to know, it isn't personal.

- Repo Man

You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm.


Al Pacino - Scarface

It's called Sex Panther. It's got bits of real panther in it, so you know it's good. 65% of the time it works EVERY time

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"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the North, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Russell Crowe
Gladiator

It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
****
Wake up. Time to die.


Blade Runner