A guy died and went to hell.
He met the devil who asked him, "hey do you gamble?"
the guy said "yea I do."
The devil said, "good,we get together on Mondays and gamble and have
fun."

Ten minutes later the devil came back again and asked "hey do you
drink?"
Guy was like "yea, I do."
The devil said, "yea, we get together on Wednesdays have a drink and
hang out."
The guy said, "wow, hell is really fun, I thought it wasn't this cool."
Devil came back ten minutes later and ask him, "hey are you gay?"
Guy was like "no"
Devil was like....."well you're really gonna hate Saturdays!"

nice one!!

what the heak! I do like this one :)