"Well the snot has caked against my pants, it has turned into crystal." opening line (No Googling)

Eeeeeeew!

That's a good guess, but incorrect. Flat

Well, this is obviously not an easy one, but it was a well-known band--kinda, and the lead singer ended up in a, um, "facility"--not for drugs.

This is not the first time--though I am a newbie-- that I have received an "Eeeeeew" reply. But I must protest slightly in this case, given the poster, that it is in fact a arguably poetic allusion, unsavory as it may be.

But, please keep thinking of it, or add your own. And I will offer another.

"Slum goddess from the lower east side, someday I'm gonna make her my bride" is the lyric. Who's the band. This was a bigger band, known for such hits as "The Swinburn Stomp" and "Sunflower"

Flat

Beethoven ???

Uncannily close. Thank you for trying.

Flat

I have not been canny in decades..

aint got a clue NAME THIS BAND?.."TWANG TWANG TWANG"

The Who

NOPE