A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.


A sign read:
'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'.

The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.

There, on center stage, was a table with three walnuts on it.

Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.

Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy, and
smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!

The crowd erupted in applause as the elder Scot was carried off on the
shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later the same salesman
visited the same little town and saw a faded sign (for the same circus)
and the same sign that read: 'Don't Miss The Amazing Scotsman'.

He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing
his act!

He bought a ticket.

Again, the center ring was illuminated.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on
the table.

The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and
shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing member.

The crowd went wild

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with the Scotsman, after
the show.

"You're incredible!" he told the Scotsman.

"But I have to know something....You're older now, why switch from walnuts to
coconuts?"

''Well laddie," said the Scot,
"Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be."

Are you an amazing Scotsman..can you do that?

not that one i can't! YET

ye couldnae dee that with your wee one, me laddie!

Dan