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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 51 | |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Thu 08/13/09 01:01 AM
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You missed the blow jobs today!!!    
omg tea makes muriel crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!
I heard you blew bubbles when you were younger 
 Bubbles is in town and looking for ya.
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 I'm off.... to bed.....
.......like a screaming herd of turtles .....  
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You missed the blow jobs today!!!
omg tea makes muriel crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!!!
I heard you blew bubbles when you were younger
Bubbles is in town and looking for ya.
 you also missed me having sex with 4000 nigerians and having 1100 kenyan babies!!
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I'm off.... to bed.....
.......like a screaming herd of turtles .....
Im back to late night...........its WEDNESDAY NIGHT!! 
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Gnite Purple
..and Gyps...try explaining getting knocked up 25+% by Nigerians...and having a half ton of Kenyan babies. It's just the math and genetics that are stumping me.
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Dear diary......its pretty fantastic to have eyelids again!!
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Gnite Purple
..and Gyps...try explaining getting knocked up 25+% by Nigerians...and having a half ton of Kenyan babies. It's just the math and genetics that are stumping me.
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I wanna see the pictures
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I wanna see the pictures
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Dear diary.....I just realized something.
I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous..... 
Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!
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Dear diary.....I just realized something. I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous.....
Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!
So your normal self is crazy, but your public self is normal?
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Dear diary.....I just realized something. I cannot act like myself around men. They make me nervous.....
Im myself right now.....but I cant show that in public!
So your normal self is crazy, but your public self is normal?
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dear diary.......you have 23 minutes till I............
go to bed!!! Then I blow this website to SMITHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS!!!
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and IM NOT ADORABLE!!!!
But at least I now know what frottage means...... 
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ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa the emails are keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling meh!!!!!
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Here's one for ya mark and kevin. Me in the bowl at full throttle saloon before the concert with a half naked goyl.
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Its the morning after vaca diary. Mountain of bills in the mailbox. Gonna be an interesting month to say the least. Actually its going to be an interesting end of summer all together.
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I'm going to feel like a mechanic- that's for sure. AC unit in monster truck. Rear axle seals in monster truck. Rear brakes in monster truck. New U joints in hydrogen fuel cell truck. New brake lines in ford truck. New shift linkage on new bike. New clutch handle on new bike. Primary chain on new bike. Clutch adjustment on new bike. Assorted parts on new bike. Ignition switch and kickstand safety switch on old bike. New valves and lifters on old bike. Speedo sensor on another bike. New battery on drag bike. New battery in monster truck. New tires on drag bike. The list goes on and on.
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Glad you made it home biker
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mother told me
yes she told me I'd meet guys like YOU!!!
She also told me stay away you'll never know what you''ll catch!!
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