Knowing when your Old

"OLD" IS WHEN ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"

"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as
you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of
by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking
lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN .. An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.

"OLD" IS WHEN ...It takes you all night to do what you used to do all
night.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!!

"OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes.

Old is when you actually jump and jive prior to wailing.

OLD IS WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE UK1971 LMAO

Good ones!!! I can relate to almost all of these... :)