Topic: ask a sensible question
lonetar25's photo
Thu 08/13/09 10:05 PM

How many BTUs of thermal heat do my farts produce? Pppppfffffffttttttttt!!!


suprisingly its only 7 btu`s

most of the heat sensation you feel, is friction

but you do produce 1kw of electricity, thats enough to power a kettle :thumbsup:

but not for long enough to boil water

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 08/13/09 10:10 PM
why are the sexy funny men in England?

lonetar25's photo
Thu 08/13/09 10:24 PM

why are the sexy funny men in England?


if you come to england, i promise that your belife in that statement would be shattered.

you find us interesting because we`re different

and we like you because you like us

please put the cat pic back up, i have to go to work soon and i`m worried i`ll just sit here all day stareing into those prety eyes

HasidicEnforcer's photo
Thu 08/13/09 10:47 PM
Is that better sweetheart?

Ya know, if I ever do make it to England, you have to come visit me.

lonetar25's photo
Thu 08/13/09 10:53 PM

Is that better sweetheart?

Ya know, if I ever do make it to England, you have to come visit me.



if you come to england, or even within 100miles.... you`re in big trouble :angel:


supriseingly, a pic of your pu**y is easyer to deal with happy

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 08/13/09 11:01 PM
who is my mysterious mingle man I wrote for?

lonetar25's photo
Thu 08/13/09 11:05 PM

who is my mysterious mingle man I wrote for?


wanacuddlewithme?

thats his name, not a request

Ladylid2012's photo
Thu 08/13/09 11:15 PM


who is my mysterious mingle man I wrote for?


wanacuddlewithme?

thats his name, not a request



ummmmm no, and why don't you want to cuddle with me???

lonetar25's photo
Thu 08/13/09 11:40 PM


ummmmm no, and why don't you want to cuddle with me???


i do want to cuddle with you... who wouldn`t?

now tell me who then?, as im stuck, i realy thought it was wcwm

BonnyMiss's photo
Fri 08/14/09 12:24 AM
Edited by BonnyMiss on Fri 08/14/09 12:24 AM
I have a question, why am I screeching with laughter while reading this thread? laugh laugh laugh laugh

Dan99's photo
Fri 08/14/09 12:26 AM

I have a question, why am I screeching with laughter while reading this thread? laugh laugh laugh laugh


Because Lonetar keeps nicking my jokes!

Ladylid2012's photo
Fri 08/14/09 10:47 AM
Edited by Ladylid2012 on Fri 08/14/09 10:47 AM



ummmmm no, and why don't you want to cuddle with me???


i do want to cuddle with you... who wouldn`t?

now tell me who then?, as im stuck, i realy thought it was wcwm


noway wcwm is my sons age, as are you.. silly goose.
I can not tell...

no photo
Fri 08/14/09 12:59 PM


why do pubic hairs turn gray?



its a warning to people, an indication

its like a sell by/ use by date


LMAO "use by date" rofl rofl rofl

lonetar25's photo
Mon 08/17/09 03:03 PM



noway wcwm is my sons age, as are you.. silly goose.
I can not tell...


i was going to say your as old as the sun, was it about god

but i thought that was just rude

robert1652's photo
Mon 08/17/09 06:28 PM

who is my mysterious mingle man I wrote for?



SunnyMcleod's photo
Mon 08/17/09 08:21 PM
Are Englishman better lovers than Canadians?

lonetar25's photo
Mon 08/17/09 08:26 PM

Are Englishman better lovers than Canadians?


i cant say ive evere shagged an English man tongue2

SunnyMcleod's photo
Mon 08/17/09 08:37 PM
Oh dear! Well than who should I ask?what

:laughing:

lonetar25's photo
Mon 08/17/09 08:49 PM

Oh dear! Well than who should I ask?what

:laughing:


well it sounds like you need to hold a very scientific experiment

thats a test i`d happily take

SunnyMcleod's photo
Mon 08/17/09 08:54 PM
Ah market research. I'll need some vodka and a couple of tickets and some mints.

Oh and paper...for notes.:angel: