Topic: Don't Look In The Cabinet! | |
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So, you're over at a date's house for the first time...& they've told you that they live alone... Now I DON'T recommend snooping...but you look in the bathroom cabinet only to find ecoutrement for the other sex...like tampons or a man's shaver...
Do you question them about it...or do you keep your mouth shut cuz you don't want to admit to being Sneaky Snoopy Snooperson? |
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I'd tell them I use the same razor and then compare notes on how well it works...
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So you look in the drawers of your first date....
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if you stumbled across the items then bring it up - if you snooped is it because you doubted the person?
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So, you're over at a date's house for the first time...& they've told you that they live alone... Now I DON'T recommend snooping...but you look in the bathroom cabinet only to find ecoutrement for the other sex...like tampons or a man's shaver... Do you question them about it...or do you keep your mouth shut cuz you don't want to admit to being Sneaky Snoopy Snooperson? I would Ummmmmmm: |
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So, you're over at a date's house for the first time...& they've told you that they live alone... Now I DON'T recommend snooping...but you look in the bathroom cabinet only to find ecoutrement for the other sex...like tampons or a man's shaver... Do you question them about it...or do you keep your mouth shut cuz you don't want to admit to being Sneaky Snoopy Snooperson? Then ya wake up and theres another man in bed with her,,,by you? WTF???? Now THATS BAD,,, NO,,that never happened to me,,,,,,,YET anyway lol |
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Edited by
daytime
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Thu 08/06/09 06:49 PM
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So, you're over at a date's house for the first time...& they've told you that they live alone... Now I DON'T recommend snooping...but you look in the bathroom cabinet only to find ecoutrement for the other sex...like tampons or a man's shaver... Do you question them about it...or do you keep your mouth shut cuz you don't want to admit to being Sneaky Snoopy Snooperson? LOL, well it could be things left over from a ex (granted they should have thrown all that stuff out if it was from an ex). |
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keep still till the third date. LOL. I live alone yet there are 3 toothbrushes in my holder. One is my sons that he left here, one is mine and the 3rd is the one I use to clean my rings. By the way I keep peroxide in my holder to ward off potty germs, they are air born you know.
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i`d take the shaver and shave my crack with it. yup, thats what i`d do
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Went to a lady friends house.Had a few drinks.Made my way to the ladies room(she lived alone)The bag was on the sink.Yea thought the bags stayed in shower area.Im a douche
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So you look in the drawers of your first date.... Oh HELL no! I can't stand snoopers...I've even set up lil traps for snoopers before. The best one is putting marbles in the medicine cabinet...Snoopy opens it up & *CRASH*...they ain't gonna have time to think up a lie for that one! And yes...I chose to ignore the pun! |
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Maybe they are just being prepared just in case!
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I would close my eyes and hope and pray he wasn't a girl in his past life.
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So you look in the drawers of your first date.... Oh HELL no! I can't stand snoopers...I've even set up lil traps for snoopers before. The best one is putting marbles in the medicine cabinet...Snoopy opens it up & *CRASH*...they ain't gonna have time to think up a lie for that one! And yes...I chose to ignore the pun! I put a bunch of random horror crap in my drawers, like eyeballs and hands. |
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I did that very thing found tampons in a cabinet when I looked for a wash cloth...I knew he had a daughter that would visit so I assumed they were hers.
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Went to a lady friends house.Had a few drinks.Made my way to the ladies room(she lived alone)The bag was on the sink.Yea thought the bags stayed in shower area.Im a douche Well at least you didn't snoop! AND Gross! |
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i`d take the shaver and shave my crack with it. yup, thats what i`d do Hmmmm...guess you could use the extra toothbrush if you were itchy "back there"... |
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So you look in the drawers of your first date.... Oh HELL no! I can't stand snoopers...I've even set up lil traps for snoopers before. The best one is putting marbles in the medicine cabinet...Snoopy opens it up & *CRASH*...they ain't gonna have time to think up a lie for that one! And yes...I chose to ignore the pun! Haha this is hysterical!!! I think I should try this, how funny. |
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So you look in the drawers of your first date.... Oh HELL no! I can't stand snoopers...I've even set up lil traps for snoopers before. The best one is putting marbles in the medicine cabinet...Snoopy opens it up & *CRASH*...they ain't gonna have time to think up a lie for that one! And yes...I chose to ignore the pun! i`d say the suction from flushing the toilet must have pulled the cabinet door open |
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I went to friend's house once...he was really into weapons of all kinds...had this cute lil outhouse holder for the TP...yikes! There was a gun in it! Almost skeered the crap outta me! (sorry for the bad pun)
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