Keep this in mind when you have
something
to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and
told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster
she bought because
it
won't work. The clerk told
her that he can't give her a
refund
because
she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman
threw her arms up in the air
and
started screaming,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB MY
NIPPLES,

RUB MY
NIPPLES!"


The
befuddled clerk ran away to get the
store manager
in front of a
growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and
asks,
"Ma'am what's
wrong?"
She explained the
problem with the toaster,
and
he also told her that
he
can't give her a refund because she

bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up
in the air and
screamed,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB
MY
NIPPLES,

RUB MY NIPPLES!"

and doing so draws
an even bigger crowd!


In shock, the store manager
pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a
huff,
the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY
NIPPLES RUBBED

WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"




The crowd broke into applause and
her
money was quickly
refunded!!



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Yea but what if the guy looked at her and Said ok, and went to rubbing?