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Ok, am I??? No but there is somebody with a glimmer in his eye... Oh...I wonder who that could be 
Guess I must be patient 
Ok, I have no patience....who is it???? The only clue i can give you, is that its not me! when will i have twins The only time will be if you go hire the DVD |
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Am i?
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NO YOU BLOODY WELL ARE NOT!
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Edited by
Pink_lady
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Thu 08/06/09 03:11 PM
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
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Thats not even funny!!
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I thought it was!!
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol |
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) |
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) Yeah. You are pretty safe!! |
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) Yeah. You are pretty safe!! Yup, 3 extra tough condoms at a time, we should be!! 
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) Yeah. You are pretty safe!! Yup, 3 extra tough condoms at a time, we should be!!
I cant remember the last time i wore one of those! Who else are you having sex with?! I feel a 0.01%er coming on! |
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) Yeah. You are pretty safe!! Yup, 3 extra tough condoms at a time, we should be!!
I cant remember the last time i wore one of those! Who else are you having sex with?! I feel a 0.01%er coming on! Told ya u drink too much lol! |
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and thats 99.99% accurate aint it?!
There is 0.01% chance that i might have to dump you! lol So that means theres a 99.99 chance u will not! That'll do for me :) Yeah. You are pretty safe!! Yup, 3 extra tough condoms at a time, we should be!!
I cant remember the last time i wore one of those! Who else are you having sex with?! I feel a 0.01%er coming on! Told ya u drink too much lol! So you wait until i am passed out drunk before you cheat on me? |
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Anyway. That concludes today's session. Please come back next week where i will be diagnosing syphillis, free of charge, to Mingle members.
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LMFAO @ Dan! :)
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my turn my turn!! am i?
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my turn my turn!! am i? Pregnant or syphillitic? |
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let's see how good you are
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let's see how good you are
You are pregnant and i am the father. I am THAT good! |
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Edited by
jerseygirlSINGLE
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Thu 08/13/09 03:22 PM
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now i have to take my obgyn to court 
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