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just being honest: keep in mind my friend brought me a present from Amsterdam when i wrote my profile.... yeah i smoke a little...
and i had food on my mind.... (the munchies thing) and this state of mind allowed me to be more open and honest about who i am and what im about....i made a very honest profile. i got about 6 dates so far... and a couple of psychos out of the 6.... oh and 1 beautiful woman (whom i thought might have been the one) that during mid-dinner , while out on our 1st date she felt compelled to inform me that she was/is a WITCH..... oh my god.... goodbye... my advice to other singles.... ask a lot of questions before you meet someone from online or your just gonna be disappointed and very uncomfortable as you share a meal with someone that's coo coo for cocoa puffs... and dont be quick to give out your home phone number either (especially if you have room mates) because some women get pissed when you dont call them back for a 2nd date. (the whole psycho thing again) ...they may call at 3 am repeatedly drunk to scream at you or whoever answers the phone (hence your room mates) .... just be careful and dont be as trusting as me ..... 1 more thing.... if a female wants to have a nightcap (that's a nice word for sex younger people) make sure that you hide your wallet.... trust me and learn from my mistakes.... ok peace and love, Jerry James.... still no love ....haha |
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this was my thoughts as i read your post
sweeeet haha fair play no way hang on.... obviously wait.. what dick good luck JJ enjoy your stay  
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Yes your profile is very good, photo's are good too. It looks like you have put alot of thought into this.
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Edited by
jjsasha
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Mon 08/03/09 01:29 AM
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haha + a LOL i love your post lonetar25......
very creative you rock bro |
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i'm not readin that waaaaaaaaaaay to long - ur cute tho!
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Wow, couldnt read all of it either, Way to much!!!,
none the less, welcome to Mingle |
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"break out the vanilla scented lotion"
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just being honest: keep in mind my friend brought me a present from Amsterdam when i wrote my profile.... yeah i smoke a little... and i had food on my mind.... (the munchies thing) and this state of mind allowed me to be more open and honest about who i am and what im about....i made a very honest profile. i got about 6 dates so far... and a couple of psychos out of the 6.... oh and 1 beautiful woman (whom i thought might have been the one) that during mid-dinner , while out on our 1st date she felt compelled to inform me that she was/is a WITCH..... oh my god.... goodbye... my advice to other singles.... ask a lot of questions before you meet someone from online or your just gonna be disappointed and very uncomfortable as you share a meal with someone that's coo coo for cocoa puffs... and dont be quick to give out your home phone number either (especially if you have room mates) because some women get pissed when you dont call them back for a 2nd date. (the whole psycho thing again) ...they may call at 3 am repeatedly drunk to scream at you or whoever answers the phone (hence your room mates) .... just be careful and dont be as trusting as me ..... 1 more thing.... if a female wants to have a nightcap (that's a nice word for sex younger people) make sure that you hide your wallet.... trust me and learn from my mistakes.... ok peace and love, Jerry James.... still no love ....haha  Witches
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wow, I don't read profiles that long, nice pics though.
But hello and welcome 
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witches = no bueno
welcome
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thanks for the warm greetings from all of you awesome people here and may i say that i am a bit confused as to why some females wrote on this page , "i wont read that profile for it twas way too long "...
by this i mean, one would think that a woman looking to meet a man for true love on a singles website would want to know as much as possible about the man to determine whether or not they both share like interests? Good recon work does have it's advantages .... that way both parties could weed out perhaps(i dont know let's say a potential witch ) and if for instance the guy was a Christian (not a tight *** Christian ) then that way the guy wouldnt have to waste his time with said witch who by the way ordered the steak and lobster on the 1 and only date and for what? this match was a waste of time , steak and lobster .... no love here. if z witch would have put more then 2 sentences in her profile to be honest with us guys about herself and if the guy would have asked her more questions rather then drooling over her hot sexy irresistible goddess like body then i ... oops i meant the guy wouldnt have gone out with her in the first place. And also, the witch wouldnt have had the chance to cut off a lock of the guys hair and place the hair on some sort of voodoo doll that she pulled out of her purse that night . and sadly she stabs long straight pins into this voodoo dolls head each night since the date causing the guy to have really bad migraine headaches each night a 10 pm sharp. ok, i made the last part up (sorry but no voodoo doll , just a joke) but this notion did cross my mind as she craked the lobster's spine open as she said to me with this sick sinister grin on her perfect angelic face , " I practice witchcraft! I'm a witch "...... true story friends..... i knew she was to good to be true. No woman like that has ever wanted me....to be honest i was just really glad that she didnt have a dick tucked up under that dress and tell me her name was really Mike.... hahahahahaha .....hey stop laughing at me ...ok go ahead and laugh.... it is pretty damn funny... bye Jerry James |
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i'm not readin that^^^^either
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I'm bored
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just being honest: keep in mind my friend brought me a present from Amsterdam when i wrote my profile.... yeah i smoke a little.. Nuthin wrong with a lil' reefer, man! 1 more thing.... if a female wants to have a nightcap (that's a nice word for sex younger people) make sure that you hide your wallet.... trust me and learn from my mistakes.... ok  Dude you got rolled!!
*ahem* I mean.. I'm sorry for your unfortunate incident... |
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thanks for the warm greetings from all of you awesome people here and may i say that i am a bit confused as to why some females wrote on this page , "i wont read that profile for it twas way too long "... Ohhhhhhh bless yer cottons! I admit I read your whole profile. Kinda layin down some rules throughout, but hey who doesn't like a man who knows what he wants! Plus you're hot so there ya go.
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if z witch would have put more then 2 sentences in her profile to be honest with us guys about herself and if the guy would have asked her more questions rather then drooling over her hot sexy irresistible goddess like body then i ... oops i meant the guy wouldnt have gone out with her in the first place. And also, the witch wouldnt have had the chance to cut off a lock of the guys hair and place the hair on some sort of voodoo doll that she pulled out of her purse that night . and sadly she stabs long straight pins into this voodoo dolls head each night since the date causing the guy to have really bad migraine headaches each night a 10 pm sharp. chuuch
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Edited by
jjsasha
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Wed 08/05/09 12:56 AM
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I'm bored BUTTAH your only bored cause you work for the government which to me says in caps , "NARC" no one to bust here....... narc |
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thanks for the warm greetings from all of you awesome people here and may i say that i am a bit confused as to why some females wrote on this page , "i wont read that profile for it twas way too long "... by this i mean, one would think that a woman looking to meet a man for true love on a singles website would want to know as much as possible about the man to determine whether or not they both share like interests? Good recon work does have it's advantages .... that way both parties could weed out perhaps(i dont know let's say a potential witch ) and if for instance the guy was a Christian (not a tight *** Christian ) then that way the guy wouldnt have to waste his time with said witch who by the way ordered the steak and lobster on the 1 and only date and for what? this match was a waste of time , steak and lobster .... no love here. if z witch would have put more then 2 sentences in her profile to be honest with us guys about herself and if the guy would have asked her more questions rather then drooling over her hot sexy irresistible goddess like body then i ... oops i meant the guy wouldnt have gone out with her in the first place. And also, the witch wouldnt have had the chance to cut off a lock of the guys hair and place the hair on some sort of voodoo doll that she pulled out of her purse that night . and sadly she stabs long straight pins into this voodoo dolls head each night since the date causing the guy to have really bad migraine headaches each night a 10 pm sharp. ok, i made the last part up (sorry but no voodoo doll , just a joke) but this notion did cross my mind as she craked the lobster's spine open as she said to me with this sick sinister grin on her perfect angelic face , " I practice witchcraft! I'm a witch "...... true story friends..... i knew she was to good to be true. No woman like that has ever wanted me....to be honest i was just really glad that she didnt have a dick tucked up under that dress and tell me her name was really Mike.... hahahahahaha .....hey stop laughing at me ...ok go ahead and laugh.... it is pretty damn funny... bye Jerry James Ah. But you seem to forget that, in this day and age, people's attention spans can't normally deal with anything that might make them take more than 30 seconds to get through. |
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Reefer ramble put me to sleep and I like long profiles,
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Edited by
2KidsMom
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Wed 08/05/09 07:58 AM
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profile looked great..
In all honesty,I did not read it.(to long)  
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