Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's Suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all Varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over And over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning..
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting
your *** kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel
Gode.

I love the first one! That calls for a drink!

heck drinking made made me think dating a want to be hells angel was a good idea..

Warning
Excessive Consumption of alcohol during Festive Season will result in temporary speech impediment

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Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make Dan99 appear to be funny

good ones i like the first one myself lol dont get on the phone drinking eather myself had phone sex one night now i paying child suport lol

holy crap those are so funny and so true