The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall

He asks the blonde clerk " What's with that guy over there by the wall ? "

The blonde clerk responds: " Well he came in here this morning to get something for his cough.

I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative. "

The pharmacist yells: " You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative! "

The blonde clerk responds, " Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!!! "

I LIKE THAT ITS SO FUNNY.