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Stick a camera lense in anythings face, who would'nt peck! Or b*tch lol 
Well, I don't know, Britney Spears has had a lot cameras in her face and I've never seen her peck at one. Might be a good lead-in to her next "comeback," though. |
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Not all Ostriches peck at the camera, Lex..you are generalizing..some Ostriches bury their head in the sand..so basically, you're profiling those poor birds..and profiling is just wrong...
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Not all Ostriches peck at the camera, Lex..you are generalizing..some Ostriches bury their head in the sand..so basically, you're profiling those poor birds..and profiling is just wrong...
Ooooops, that was a blanket statement.....! Why do all ostriches wear blankets.....? |
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Oh, look, here's Bernie the Ostrich and he's amazing. Bernie weighs in at 3885 pounds and cannot fly, unlike most birds who don't weigh quite that much
Oh, I see how it is. It's all because he's FAT!!! Yeah, go ahead and make fun of fat birds....that's just SO typical of men. Men are pigs. |
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Oh, look, here's Bernie the Ostrich and he's amazing. Bernie weighs in at 3885 pounds and cannot fly, unlike most birds who don't weigh quite that much
Oh, I see how it is. It's all because he's FAT!!! Yeah, go ahead and make fun of fat birds....that's just SO typical of men. Men are pigs. Hey, ALL birds are entitled to their own preferences. Would YOU want to date a bird with a bent beak or some missing feathers? Aside from the health concerns, anyway. I once dated a pelican who smoked, and while it did add some nice flavor to the trout in the pouch, it really messed up her lungs. |
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All smokers smell like trout?
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Oh, look, here's Bernie the Ostrich and he's amazing. Bernie weighs in at 3885 pounds and cannot fly, unlike most birds who don't weigh quite that much
Oh, I see how it is. It's all because he's FAT!!! Yeah, go ahead and make fun of fat birds....that's just SO typical of men. Men are pigs. Hey, ALL birds are entitled to their own preferences. Would YOU want to date a bird with a bent beak or some missing feathers? Aside from the health concerns, anyway. I once dated a pelican who smoked, and while it did add some nice flavor to the trout in the pouch, it really messed up her lungs. Well gee...let's see about the missing feathers. Are we talking male pattern feather loss, stress-related molting...what? |
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All smokers smell like trout?
If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? |
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I didn't know jelly donuts came in squadrons.
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I didn't know jelly donuts came in squadrons. It's still being test-marketed. |
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All smokers smell like trout?
If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? |
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Not all Ostriches peck at the camera, Lex..you are generalizing..some Ostriches bury their head in the sand..so basically, you're profiling those poor birds..and profiling is just wrong...
Ooooops, that was a blanket statement.....! Why do all ostriches wear blankets.....? |
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All smokers smell like trout?
If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? Mmmmm, boy, the rich buttery flavor of Ocean Trout. Well, some of them get lost on the way to wherever it is that the trout go, ya know. Is that any more amazing than finding roses in a pelican's pouch? Think about it. |
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All smokers smell like trout?
If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? Mmmmm, boy, the rich buttery flavor of Ocean Trout. Well, some of them get lost on the way to wherever it is that the trout go, ya know. Is that any more amazing than finding roses in a pelican's pouch? Think about it. I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... |
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All smokers smell like trout?
If they have trout in their pouch, sure. You think it just starts smelling like roses for no reason? There are trout in the ocean? Mmmmm, boy, the rich buttery flavor of Ocean Trout. Well, some of them get lost on the way to wherever it is that the trout go, ya know. Is that any more amazing than finding roses in a pelican's pouch? Think about it. You are discriminating against the tasty tuna that was never given the opportunity to be in the pouch. |
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I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? |
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I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. |
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I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? Because it was shiny and I like shiny things? |
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Edited by
hereformore
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Wed 07/29/09 07:26 PM
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I dunno but I once had a blanket made out of Ostrich feathers...I think it came a really fat Ostrich...that smoked. Those are the best kind -- the nicotene works as a sort of natural adhesive, holding the feathers together for years and years until PETA shows up and burns down your house. |
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I don't know...but I found a nickel in a splat of cow poop once.... One might be forgiven for asking why you were looking in there....?? Because it was shiny and I like shiny things? OK, but it would take more than a nickel to get me to go in there.... |
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