Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 50 | |
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Dear diary My daughter saw a Cougar just down the road the other night , an the last two nights something has dragged my very heavy garbage can over to my car and spread garbage alllllll over , yesterday I thought it was the cougar but today I googled the paw prints and saw poo and its a bear so we have a cougar AND a bear sneaking around at night , its been drinking outta my pool so my land lord told me I gotta empty my pool and the garbage can sits three feet from my back door !I phoned animal conservation and they told me I should bring my garbage inside at night !! um... no ..I think we would have a bear in HERE if I did that , I'm kinda freaked out and pissed off my son walks to work pretty early in the AM they aren't going to do anything about it but they said I can phone them anytime an they will tell me what to do That is crazy |
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I think
I am going to do my hair |
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Dear Diary
My friend, my fellow Adama, let us regain the stolen Paradise, and reclaim earth’s garden, we have tasted the fruit of knowledge, we are as gods. Look beyond the veil of maya, draw back the flimsy curtain, expose the lizard wizard. God is not love, man is love. God is a lie, a magician’s trick, a device for divide and conquer, the hidden sleight-of-hand of the vampire brood. We are amnesiacs, stacked naked and pell-mell in the slave ship of State. |
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{{{purple }}}} miss you hun !
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sho-be-do.................
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Dear Diary
Most people searching for a way to prevent getting abducted by aliens have already been abducted in the past.Therefore, they may be familiar with specifics to the aliens that abducted them.These tips to help prevent getting abducted by aliens are more general and may not work with every alien species. Step 1 Prepare your house before you go to bed each night. All windows and doors should be locked and covered with dark shades. Portable door locks on every door prevent tampering. Step 2 Sleep with the lights on or a flashlight by the bed. Since some aliens will knock the power off before they attempt abduction, you should connect the light to a battery backup. A device with an alarm will also alert you when the power goes out. Step 3 Pray or meditate each day, asking God, Allah or the spirits to protect you. Ask for protection for you, your family and your house. A spiritual shield is one of the most powerful tools to prevent an alien abduction. Step 4 Consider building a thought screen helmet or hat. With basis in the aluminum hats of yesteryear, new thought screens prevent telepathic abductions or mind probes. Step 5 Place crystals around your room to ward off aliens. There are many theories on how crystals work, but many believe simply having a crystal amulet or hanging them from the ceiling can change the aura of your surroundings, making it stronger. Step 6 Be mentally prepared for alien abductions. If you come to terms with the possibility of abduction and prepare yourself physically and mentally, the aliens may see you as more of a threat. They will usually move on to someone who is less protected. |
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Dear Diary Most people searching for a way to prevent getting abducted by aliens have already been abducted in the past.Therefore, they may be familiar with specifics to the aliens that abducted them.These tips to help prevent getting abducted by aliens are more general and may not work with every alien species. Step 1 Prepare your house before you go to bed each night. All windows and doors should be locked and covered with dark shades. Portable door locks on every door prevent tampering. Step 2 Sleep with the lights on or a flashlight by the bed. Since some aliens will knock the power off before they attempt abduction, you should connect the light to a battery backup. A device with an alarm will also alert you when the power goes out. Step 3 Pray or meditate each day, asking God, Allah or the spirits to protect you. Ask for protection for you, your family and your house. A spiritual shield is one of the most powerful tools to prevent an alien abduction. Step 4 Consider building a thought screen helmet or hat. With basis in the aluminum hats of yesteryear, new thought screens prevent telepathic abductions or mind probes. Step 5 Place crystals around your room to ward off aliens. There are many theories on how crystals work, but many believe simply having a crystal amulet or hanging them from the ceiling can change the aura of your surroundings, making it stronger. Step 6 Be mentally prepared for alien abductions. If you come to terms with the possibility of abduction and prepare yourself physically and mentally, the aliens may see you as more of a threat. They will usually move on to someone who is less protected. Step 7 If all else fails and the aliens are about to probe you with their butt-probes and stuff, ask 'em if they know of MirrorMirror. |
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Its wednesday?
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its a new day wake up!!!
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Holy Happy Hump Day Batman,.. its the middle of the week WOO HOO
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Edited by
misstina2
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Wed 08/05/09 06:21 AM
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just randomly wondering what leper 14th is
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Its wednesday?
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Its wednesday? Are you feeling alittle "groundhog day-ish " today ?? you already informed us of that, GUY !! |
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Its wednesday. Gypsys getting ready. Nothing this week has gone as planned because of the weather. Nice all day and stormy at night. As we prepared the shrimp and stuffed 4 cheese salmon and got em on the grill a big storm ripped through. We had a fine meal after the storm. We were at sturgis all day yesterday. I bagged on freebies. Gypsy put on her see through pink teddy and black boy toy shorts and hooka boots and walked around all day. I bought leather chaps that normally were 100 but got for 50 bucks. The lady got busted by the IRS for not paying taxes at the chaps store. Then I purchased my back patches for my new jacket. We hung out with the star boys. Did a lot of shopping. It was a great day. We were going to do wyoming wednesday but cancelled because the forecast for the afternoon is rain, and we do not want to be 200 miles from camp in the rain. So we are just going to wing it today and go to a few places.
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Well right on dude ... sounds like to much fun is being had by all ..... "see thru , teddy ??" I SAID PARDON ???
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Biker
Hope you and gypsy are having fun! All my peeps are there Another year I couldn't go. ****!!! My boys are sending me some pics though!! Have fun!!! |
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Its wednesday. Gypsys getting ready. Nothing this week has gone as planned because of the weather. Nice all day and stormy at night. As we prepared the shrimp and stuffed 4 cheese salmon and got em on the grill a big storm ripped through. We had a fine meal after the storm. We were at sturgis all day yesterday. I bagged on freebies. Gypsy put on her see through pink teddy and black boy toy shorts and hooka boots and walked around all day. I bought leather chaps that normally were 100 but got for 50 bucks. The lady got busted by the IRS for not paying taxes at the chaps store. Then I purchased my back patches for my new jacket. We hung out with the star boys. Did a lot of shopping. It was a great day. We were going to do wyoming wednesday but cancelled because the forecast for the afternoon is rain, and we do not want to be 200 miles from camp in the rain. So we are just going to wing it today and go to a few places. |
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